I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Merlin the Elder · February 20, 2012, 05:47:10 PM

Q: What do you call getting tired of playing chess?

A: Smart politician

Merlin · February 20, 2012, 05:50:03 PM

Q) Name something other than a unicorn that never existed.

A) prenatal vitamins

Archer · February 21, 2012, 09:41:46 AM

Q. What do you spend money on AFTER the toe curling exercises ?

A. unmentionables

The Rabbi · February 21, 2012, 12:02:37 PM

Q: Who did the untouchables replace?

A: Bedbug

Merlin the Elder · February 21, 2012, 01:19:47 PM

Q: What do you hide in order to listen in on someone in the throes of passion?

A: Dead bug

The Rabbi · February 21, 2012, 02:33:33 PM

Q: What happens to said bug when the throes of passion become acrobatic?

A: Dislocation

(thank you Merlin great minds do think alike)

Archer · February 21, 2012, 02:42:55 PM

Q. What happens by surprise during an alien abduction experience ?

A. chicken lips

Merlin · February 21, 2012, 07:18:45 PM

Q) What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say PARIS HILTON?

A) Foreign object

The Rabbi · February 21, 2012, 07:23:04 PM

Politically incorrect I know but
Q: What is it called when the Mexican disagrees with the Judge?

A: Politically Incorrect

Archer · February 22, 2012, 09:01:00 AM

Q. What faux pas attracts a pesky gnat and/or, opportunity to be, raptus regaliter ?

A. hysterical

DonaCatalina · February 22, 2012, 09:51:11 AM

Q. What does a hysterectomy cure?

A. Lyrical

Merlin the Elder · February 22, 2012, 10:04:08 AM

Q: What does a lyricectomy cure?

A: Auto-immune

The Rabbi · February 22, 2012, 10:28:09 AM

Q: What do you call a person who walks everywhere they go?

A: Captain Kangaroo

Merlin the Elder · February 22, 2012, 10:35:38 AM

Q: What is a major kangaroo just prior to promotion?

A: Atomizer

The Rabbi · February 22, 2012, 10:44:43 AM

Q: What do you call Ato when he is being really cheap?

A: Candle abra (Excuse the Spelling)

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