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Merlin the Elder

#495
February 12, 2012, 06:46:03 AM
Q: What is one possible outcome of falling face first onto a double-edged axe, stuck in a felled tree?

A: Lost Weekend
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

#496
February 12, 2012, 08:39:42 AM
Q:  What do you call it when TV broadcasts over both Saturday and Sunday a marathon of a terrible series about plane crash survivors who whine about their never-ending circumstances, but never seem to lose any weight.

A:   crispy critters
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Archer

#497
February 12, 2012, 08:54:54 AM Last Edit: February 12, 2012, 08:58:54 AM by Archer
Q.  What is the label used by soldiers for napalm and flame thrower enemy targets ?

A.   gung ho  ( Gongye Hezhoushe )  http://www.history.com/videos/origins-of-gung-ho#origins-of-gung-ho
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

DonaCatalina

#498
February 14, 2012, 01:40:49 PM
Q. What does a remarkably incomprehensible sentence consist of?

A. Epaulette Shark
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Jack Daw at Work

#499
February 14, 2012, 02:34:48 PM
Q:  What do you call a shiny suit with shoulder boards?

A:  Bib and tuck
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#500
February 14, 2012, 02:38:24 PM
Q: What are a piece of clothing made to protect from dribbling while eating, and a dribbling friar?

A: Oil change
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

#501
February 14, 2012, 03:02:33 PM
Q:  What never happens to the fryer at a Burger King?

A:  Lube job
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Archer

#502
February 14, 2012, 03:47:55 PM
Q.  What words could Jack throw out there to cause Archer to engage in a social faux paux or,  faux pas ?

S.   third eye
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin the Elder

#503
February 14, 2012, 04:43:57 PM
Q: What am I keeping fixed on Archer to ward off visits from the Legion of Decency?

A: Silly Wabbit!
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Merlin

#504
February 14, 2012, 05:18:22 PM
Q) What do you get when you mix putty with a hare?

A) Diamond tip
Anál nathrach- Breath of serpent
Orth' bháis 's bethad- Spell of death and of life
Do chél dénmha- Thy omen of making

Archer

#505
February 14, 2012, 06:00:04 PM
Q.  What coating does Merlin have on his tongue when soothing the Legion of Decency ?

A.  silver bullet
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin

#506
February 14, 2012, 06:22:51 PM
Q) What's a nickname for a suppository?

A) Cat food
Anál nathrach- Breath of serpent
Orth' bháis 's bethad- Spell of death and of life
Do chél dénmha- Thy omen of making

Jack Daw at Work

#507
February 20, 2012, 08:50:04 AM
Q:  What does a sushi bar serve?

A:  River rat.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#508
February 20, 2012, 12:54:46 PM
Q: What does a sushi bar serve?

A: Broken promise
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#509
February 20, 2012, 04:11:46 PM
Q.  What is a divorce ?

A.   chessboard
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