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Archer

#630
April 20, 2012, 05:01:46 PM
Q.  What goes well with a fish taco ?    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0bc8f37f12/kielbasa-fish-taco

A.   popcorn
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin the Elder

#631
April 20, 2012, 06:12:38 PM
Q: Who is Baby Corn's old man?

A: Planet eater
Living life in the slow lane
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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Archer

#632
April 20, 2012, 11:28:05 PM
Q.   What is a black hole ?

A.    Malta
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin the Elder

#633
April 21, 2012, 08:18:48 AM
Q: What is an Italian's favourite flavour of milkshake?

A: Sensible shoes
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#634
April 21, 2012, 10:32:34 PM
Q.   What do you NOT call these ?   

A.    changes
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

DonaCatalina

#635
April 23, 2012, 01:27:29 PM
Q. According to the song it is time to face the strange 'what'?

A. peacock
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
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Jack Daw at Work

#636
April 23, 2012, 01:43:05 PM
Q:  What goes well with a peahen?

A:  Androgeny
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

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The Rabbi

#637
April 24, 2012, 06:04:51 PM
Q: What do you call an Android mixed with a Jenny?

A: Adhesive
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DonaCatalina

#638
April 25, 2012, 02:24:20 PM
Q. What is the last thing you would use to keep a relationship intact?

A. marbled
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Jack Daw at Work

#639
April 25, 2012, 02:58:01 PM
Q:  What brand of cigarettes featured a cowboy in its print and TV advertising?

A:  Sequestered
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#640
April 25, 2012, 03:41:28 PM
Q: What do you call a country & western star whose outfit is covered from head-to-toe with sequins?

A: Questionable motive
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

The Rabbi

#641
April 25, 2012, 05:52:32 PM
Q: What comes to mind when Bob O , Ferret , Merlin The Elder , or my sweet, innocent, and lovable self try to be nice to someone in corrupted wishes?

A: Not Guilty
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
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Archer

#642
April 25, 2012, 06:25:16 PM
Q.  What two words cause the death of many trees by state and federal prosecutors who have the obligation  to paper a government's prosecution of one presumed innocent ?   (Yes, it was a mouthful question).

A.  Edith Bunker
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DonaCatalina

#643
April 26, 2012, 10:10:03 AM
Q. What is totally unrelated to a German Bunker?

A. Quill
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Merlin the Elder

#644
April 26, 2012, 12:59:21 PM
Q: What kind of pens does a porcupine wear?

A: Insurance fraud
Living life in the slow lane
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...
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