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Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What is an example of a two-word redundancy?

A:  Ear lobe
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

The Rabbi

Q: What is the price we pay to keep our vehichles on the road?

A: Property tax
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
Proud member of FOKTOP

Merlin the Elder

Q: What is the next size up from thumb tax?

A: Wise arse
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

The Rabbi

Q: What is a statement made often in reference to "The Rabbi"?

A: Smart Arse
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
Proud member of FOKTOP

Merlin the Elder

Q: What would you call Eeyore after graduation from M.I.T.?

A: Left wing
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What Tonto do when Tonto discover that Hooter's serve Bandit Taka wings as special.

A:  thumb screw
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

Quote from: Jack Daw at Work on April 26, 2012, 05:51:32 PM
Q:  What Tonto do when Tonto discover that Hooter's serve Bandit Taka wings as special.

A:  thumb screw
*** I'm sitting out on this one....matter of decorum****
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jade

Q: What is a small man's alternative to fisting?   :-[

A: Root Beer

:I'm lacking in the decorum department apparently:

Merlin the Elder

**ROFLMFAO!!!** [[ better you than me, Jade!]]

Q: What is something that I'm terribly glad I wasn't drinking when I read Jade's last question?

A: Choking hazard
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

Q.   What could we call our new brave member who has the nads to hang with the cool kids ?

A.   Wonder Woman
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

The Rabbi

Q: What is Jades new nickname?

A:Grateful Dead
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
Proud member of FOKTOP

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What are my ancestors?

A:  syncopated rhythm
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Archer

Q.  What is a distorted version of Catholic birth control ?    :P

A.   Trojan
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Jade

:Aw...thanks guys:

Q: What type of rabbit did Sir Lancelot and Sir Galahad forget to hide in?

A:  Badger

Merlin the Elder

Q: What is the opposite of Goodger?

A: Schoolboy pranks
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...