I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[RefMom3]

Q. What do you call your Guard's father?

A. bubble wrap

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What do you call a cloak made of sea-foam?

A. cheese cloth

[RenStarr]

Q:  Cotton cloth used primarily in cheese making and cooking.

A:  Smithwicks

[Jack Daw at Work]

A:  What happens to Smith when he dresses as a cotton ball for Halloween and accidentally falls into a vat of salad oil?

Q:  Farmer Brown

[Rowan MacD]

Q-Which farmer is known to have promiscuous daughters?

A. Orange Julius.

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What was Julius's nickname after the citrus vat accident?

A. peanut brittle

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What happen to peanut after freezing in liquid nitrogen, then hit by locomotive?

A:  Tartan, Frankenstein, and Tonto.

[Rowan MacD]

Q. What three random words contain the letters T and N?

A. Roaches

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What dark creature roams at night in apartment kitchens?

A. red light

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's the dietary version of Big Red called?

A:  Stage 3

[RenStarr]

Q:  What's the stage number that's right after stage 2, and right before stage 4?

A:  Fried Pickles

[Rowan MacD]

Q. What doesn't sell as well as fried Twinkies?

A. Velvet

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What type of fabric does George Costanza want to be draped in?

A:  Basket weaver

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is Fritz Weaver's brother's name?

A: Constantinople.

[Jade]

Q:  What  is  the  opposite  of  variablenople?
A: Frankenfurter