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Started by Don_Juan_deCordoba, October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

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Merlin the Elder

Q: What is Alfurter's last name?

A: In the Garden of Good and Evil
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  Where will you find Good and Evil's shrubberies?

A:  Blank space.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

RenStarr

Q:  What is tha area called that is between some peoples ears?

A:  Knickers
Spiced rum....hmmmmm
Greetings, try this.
Starr Gazzer.
2013 TRF AHE RenNado.....heck of a night

Merlin the Elder

Q: What do the Bockers wear under their skirts

A: Lost Horizon
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

DonaCatalina

Q. What is the biggest directional challenge of being blind drunk?

A. Blue Dragonflies
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Merlin the Elder

Q: What is the first thing you see when your vision begins to return after your blind drunk?  (Doña, that was a ROFL!)

A: Fuzzy caterpillars.
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What's the name of the other stripper that made Sweetpea mad at Jacobi Jones?

A:  Whisky sour.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

The Rabbi

Q/ What would be a cardinal sin to allow Jack Daniels turn to?

A/ Prodigal son
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
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DonaCatalina

Q. What is the opposite of a Madrigal Son?

A. Wet Sunday
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Merlin the Elder

Q: What is a good excuse for not mowing the lawn?

A: Incomprehensible action.
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What is Action Jackson's first and middle names?

A:  Paul Bunion.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

Q: What is a rare foot malady plaguing Sir McCartney?

A: Whistlebreeches.
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What do you call the sailor in the ship's crow's nest on a windy day?

A:  Yellow submarine.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

RenStarr

Q:  A place where a certain group of young men from the 60's proclaimed in song about a place they lived.

A:  Persnickety
Spiced rum....hmmmmm
Greetings, try this.
Starr Gazzer.
2013 TRF AHE RenNado.....heck of a night

iain robb

Q. What is the name of the book compiling the collected tea-drinking wisdom of Waldo Snicka?

A. Voluminous breeches.