I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Jack Daw at Work · October 02, 2013, 02:41:34 PM

Q: What happens to a participant's trousers in the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain?

A: Happy feet.

Rowan MacD · October 02, 2013, 04:32:38 PM

Q. How do my feet feel in sneakers after a long day at work?

A. cherry pie

Merlin the Elder · October 03, 2013, 04:58:52 AM

Q: What would go REAL well with my coffee this morning?

A: Dirty socks

iain robb · October 03, 2013, 09:39:53 AM

Q. What do you get from a muddy boxer?

A. Gingerbread men

Merlin the Elder · October 03, 2013, 12:38:18 PM

Q: What do you call the red-headed lads who deliver fresh loaves in Scotland?

A: In the interest of safety.

Jack Daw at Work · October 03, 2013, 03:02:24 PM

Q: Why do husbands tell their wives, "Yes, dear."?

A: Coffee for two

Rowan MacD · October 03, 2013, 03:27:23 PM

Q. What do you have the morning after 'getting lucky'?

A. Dumplings.

Jack Daw at Work · October 03, 2013, 03:48:01 PM

Q: What nickname do you NOT use with your significant other if you want to enjoy coffe for two the next morning?

A: Carbon dating.

Merlin the Elder · October 03, 2013, 05:56:14 PM

Q: What do people in my age group do for fun?

A: Apple Strudle

RefMom3 · October 04, 2013, 12:16:07 PM

Q. What do you do after you push strudel?

A. A night at the opera

Jack Daw at Work · October 04, 2013, 03:48:27 PM

Q: What happens after a Day at the Races?

A: nightmares.

Merlin the Elder · October 04, 2013, 05:16:48 PM

Q: How do you refer to females horses after sundown?

A: Horror story

Jack Daw at Work · October 04, 2013, 06:31:27 PM

Q: What's the opposite of history?

A: Jackknife

Bob of the Lake · October 07, 2013, 02:05:20 PM

Q: Who went up the hill with Jillknife?

A: Toadstool

Jack Daw at Work · October 07, 2013, 02:40:26 PM

Q: What does the doctor ask the toad to leave in a cup when the toad is experiencing cramps?

A: After-market parts.

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