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Started by Don_Juan_deCordoba, October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

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Merlin the Elder

Q: What poor spelling person keeps house and cooks for the composer of "Fire and Rain?"

A: Poppy flower
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Rowan MacD

Q. What bloom was one of the original Washing Well Wenches named after?

A.  Stark naked
What doesn't kill me-had better run.
IWG wench #3139 
19.7% FaireFolk pure-80.3% FaireFolk corrupt

Merlin the Elder

Q: What do you call Iron Man without his armour?

A: Left field.
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What's left of centerfield?

A:  Cast iron
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Bob of the Lake

Q: What do actors in a theatrical troupe use to press their costumes?

A: Outsource
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

Merlin the Elder

Q: Where does one purchase an outhouse?

A: Granite
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  If Cary Grant lived during the Stone Age a la Flintstone, what would be his last name?

A:  Two fingers.
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

Q: What is the minimum amount of Jack Daniel's worth pouring for a sip?

A: Sour mash
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  Whaddaya get when you accidentally spill vinegar into your "bashit tatties"?

A:  Spring cleaning
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

DonaCatalina

Q. What do you do to find out bits of jewelry and money in your garb before Sherwood?

A. Garlic powder
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Merlin the Elder

Q: What does one use to ward off dehydrated vampyres?

A: Dragon breath
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What does Merlin the Elder get the next morning after too much JD the night before?

A:  Tandem bike
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

RenStarr

Q:  Bicycle that the Tandem Twins can ride on together.

A:  RenNado
Spiced rum....hmmmmm
Greetings, try this.
Starr Gazzer.
2013 TRF AHE RenNado.....heck of a night

Merlin the Elder

Q: What is the only thing that will quickly sober up a Texas Rennie?

A: Tentacles
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What do you call a cluster of small tabernacles?

A:  Pole vault
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."