I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is another way of saying substandard parts?

A. Ripe Fig

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: How would you describe a fig that hasn't bathed in days?

A: Insufferable wretch.

[RenStarr]

Q:  Who's the strange twin sister of the sufferable wretch?

A:  Peddle pushers

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  Who sell illicit peddles at the local high school to unsuspecting students?

A:  Teething

[Jade]

Q:  Why did the baby would  gnaw on the pirate's  wooden  leg?
A:  butternut  squash

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is almost as good as butternut ice cream?

A. Bean Soup

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What should you avoid eating before going to parties or public swimming pools?

A: Pink Hydrangea

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What should you avoid eating before going to parties or public swimming pools?

A: Pink elephant

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What should you avoid eating What do you get when you slightly embarrass a pachyderm?

A: Dual barrels

[Jack Daw at Work]

A:  What do you need if you have two rain gutters?

Q:  Common cause

[Rowan MacD]

Q. Who is the lesser known brother of the Noble Cause?

A. Spam

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What sandwich filler did mothers in the 1960s use to keep their children alive in grade school, and was untradeable among fellow students?

A:  Tropic of Capricorn

[Rowan MacD]

Q.. What line divides the Land Down Under into the North and South?

A. Aurora Borealis

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What wiz me mither's name?  (sniff)

A:  Bonsai

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What's French for "good sai."

A: Tailor made