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I'm a Bad American

Started by Sir William Marcus, August 22, 2008, 08:41:11 AM

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Sir William Marcus

YES, I AM A BAD AMERICAN





I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American.


I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democrat or Republican!


I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!


I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.


I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.


I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.


I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.


My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.


I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.


I've never owned a slave, or was a slave; I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.


I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .


If you were born here and don't like it, you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.


I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?


I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.


And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.


I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.


I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.


I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.


I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.


I believe the American flag should be the only flag allowed in AMERICA !


If all of this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

We want to take our country back!

AND...WE NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!



Freedom isn't free!
We can never, must never forget it!
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

anne of oaktower

Yep...and I also believe that I shouldn't have to "press 1 for English"!
aka: Oak-hearted Annie / Anne of Oak Barrel / Barefoot Annie

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

Cyron

i liked these 2.. lol  oh and the presing 1 for english on the phone and especially what ever button it is on the atm i am at.. its so annoying.

---- I've never owned a slave, or was a slave; I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

---- I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

as for that one.. my belief is if you run from the cops you are guilty as charged, shoot to kill, 2 bullets center mass.
I'm walking in a dream half the time, and sleeping through reality the other half.
Warning: Have camera, WILL Shoot!!

Lady Christina de Pond

 ;D all i have to say is AMEN!!!!!
and we could use a few more bad americans here
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Demetrius

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live." -Mark Twain
Truth teller of exceptional proportion...
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Might I add:



So the rest of the world knows!

Arsinoe Selene

Some of those I don't quite agree with (I'm not religious, but if you are, good on ya, don't try to convert me, and we'll be friends), most I do, but I really like this one:

---- I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

As the daughter of a retired cop (injury from wrestling with inmates), yes. Innocent people don't run from the cops, they have nothing to run FROM. Clearly, you done somthin' wrong.

PurpleDragon

Karl "Dragon" Wolff
The Pirates Cove

Bin Ich SCHLECHT? Ja BIN Ich.

Rage

Quote from: Arsinoe Selene on August 22, 2008, 12:02:57 PM

Some of those I don't quite agree with (I'm not religious, but if you are, good on ya, don't try to convert me, and we'll be friends), most I do


Not religious here either and in this country your free to believe as you like. No one should bother you. 

I also think that I should be able to fly my pirate flag, family crest and the state flag along with the old red white and blue.

Leyla

Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 22, 2008, 02:23:36 PM
A-FREAKIN-MEN!!!

Big fat DITTO here!


Too bad there aren't any bad americans running for president this year.  /cry

Julianne

#10
I don't believe you are a "bad" American.

By the mere ability to post your beliefs ...you are expressing your American rights...and that makes you "American"....albeit, in my opinion, ugly.

I don't agree with you but I'll defend your right to proceed in this world as you wish.


to respond:
"I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.  I an American."

Honey...you the meek tongued will never be a "nightmare"...please.  We've dealt with much worse then you.

"I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democrat or Republican!"

Uhmmm....We live in a Capitalist society based on a Democratic Republic....get your political rhetoric straight.

"I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!'"
I'm happy for you.

"I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
"
This is only true if you are as smart as the gun.

"I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything."

Being a minority in the sense that you are using, does imply victimization by the majority.  I, as a minority, don't expect much from you.


"I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English".

Is that also true when I'm in China buying a Big Mac?


"I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to."
Yes that is what we call "Freedom to practice Individual Religious Beliefs"....that would be a liberal thought.

"My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer".
Okay


"I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it".

You now have absolutely proven than you are above a 3rd grade mentality.  Congratulations.

"I've never owned a slave, or was a slave; I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already."

I didn't own a slave either ...but many of my ancestors did...and it is a shame and a blight on American History.  There is nothing wrong with recompense.   But don't worry...I've no doubt that in all likelyhood your American ancestors weren't exactly the creme de la creme.


"I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA ".

Riiiight and you are a Native...yeah.


"If you were born here and don't like it, you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you."
Cause the opposite of a Liberal Capitalist would be a heathen Socialist...yeah.


"I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?"

No you don't get an "amen"...cause you already said we have the right to pray to whatever God we want, when we want.  So is that statement only true when it agrees with what you believe?

"I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are."
Thankfully you don't get to be a policeman.  AND...something comes to mind about restraint being the better part of valour.

"And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money".
Okay...I'm happy that someone likes your picture...and that you like "God"..????

"I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years."

I don't know how a ballot works these days either...especially after the Florida ballot of the last election.

"I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause."

Yeah.... I dislike those people too.  Sorta the way I dislike this as well.

"I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents."
This is true...two parents are better then one.  I support a Mom and Mom and a Dad and a Dad...and I as a member of the "village" will help any single parent raising a child too.  Cause some of those "single parents" lost thier spouses in war.  So in that case ...yeah I'll be part of that "village" that helps.

"I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think."
uhmmmm....lawyers don't make law...they interpret and enforce it.

Try voting to help change law if you don't like it....or better yet...run for office yourself.



"If all of this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American".
If you insist...

We want to take our country back!
Who's we?

"AND...WE NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!"

For the truly religious...God never left...so don't stress.


Dude...they make Starbucks in de-caf.


Demetrius

Quote from: Julianne on August 22, 2008, 04:12:00 PM
I don't believe you are a "bad" American.

By the mere ability to post your beliefs ...you are expressing your American rights...and that makes you "American"....albeit, in my opinion, ugly.

I don't agree with you but I'll defend your right to proceed in this world as you wish.


to respond:
"I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.  I an American."

Honey...you the meek tongued will never be a "nightmare"...please.  We've dealt with much worse then you.

"I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democrat or Republican!"

Uhmmm....We live in a Capitalist society based on a Democratic Republic....get your political rhetoric straight.

"I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!'"
I'm happy for you.

"I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
"
This is only true if you are as smart as the gun.

"I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything."

Being a minority in the sense that you are using, does imply victimization by the majority.  I, as a minority, don't expect much from you.


"I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English".

Is that also true when I'm in China buying a Big Mac?


"I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to."
Yes that is what we call "Freedom to practice Individual Religious Beliefs"....that would be a liberal thought.

"My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer".
Okay


"I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it".

You now have absolutely proven than you are above a 3rd grade mentality.  Congratulations.

"I've never owned a slave, or was a slave; I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already."

I didn't own a slave either ...but many of my ancestors did...and it is a shame and a blight on American History.  There is nothing wrong with recompense.   But don't worry...I've no doubt that in all likelyhood your American ancestors weren't exactly the creme de la creme.


"I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA ".

Riiiight and you are a Native...yeah.


"If you were born here and don't like it, you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you."
Cause the opposite of a Liberal Capitalist would be a heathen Socialist...yeah.


"I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?"

No you don't get an "amen"...cause you already said we have the right to pray to whatever God we want, when we want.  So is that statement only true when it agrees with what you believe?

"I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are."
Thankfully you don't get to be a policeman.  AND...something comes to mind about restraint being the better part of valour.

"And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money".
Okay...I'm happy that someone likes your picture...and that you like "God"..????

"I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years."

I don't know how a ballot works these days either...especially after the Florida ballot of the last election.

"I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause."

Yeah.... I dislike those people too.  Sorta the way I dislike this as well.

"I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents."
This is true...two parents are better then one.  I support a Mom and Mom and a Dad and a Dad...and I as a member of the "village" will help any single parent raising a child too.  Cause some of those "single parents" lost thier spouses in war.  So in that case ...yeah I'll be part of that "village" that helps.

"I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think."
uhmmmm....lawyers don't make law...they interpret and enforce it.

Try voting to help change law if you don't like it....or better yet...run for office yourself.



"If all of this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American".
If you insist...

We want to take our country back!
Who's we?

"AND...WE NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!"

For the truly religious...God never left...so don't stress.


Dude...they make Starbucks in de-caf.



Awesome- I love it!! You just made my day!
Truth teller of exceptional proportion...
Proud to be a part of the Colorado Renaissance Festival...

Lady Christina de Pond

Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

theChuck

well... i'll just withhold my comments. *cough*
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laedyfaire

whew...wow...no comment except on this...

"AND...WE NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!"

For the truly religious...God never left...so don't stres

just wanted to add...I, personally do not need to have "In God we Trust" on my money to prove I believe in God...I want my actions to prove that.

PEACE OUT! LF