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Offline Taffy Saltwater

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Royal Order of Landsharks
« on: May 14, 2008, 01:59:24 PM »
By Decree of Good Queen Bonnie of the Kingdom of Glen Livet, the Royal Order of Landsharks is now open for membership.  We are privateers who have looked at 40, are happiest at sea and dangerous on land, and who call Sir Jimmy of Buffett our most well-beloved minstrel.  Younglings will known as "Guppies" until such a time as they reach majority - at 40, of course.

Please PM me with your persona name and e-mail address if you are interested in joining the ranks of the Royal Order of Landsharks.  If you will send your name & snail mail address at the same time, I will be working on a badge in the near future.  I will be following up next week & beg your indulgence.

Fins Up! - Taffy Saltwater, Landshark No. 1, Township of Margaritaville, County of Lager, Kingdom of Glen Livet
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 08:24:30 PM »
Welcome to the ROoL!

Amras Elfwine, Landshark No. 2; and
Captain Black Bonnie MacFearsom, Landshark No. 9

ETA: May 15, 2008

Mad Jack Wolfe, Landshark No. 10
Countess of Phoenix, Landshark No. 11;
Graybear, Landshark No. 12;
Captain Killian; Guppy No. 14
Kilted One; Guppy No. 16
Hibernian from Fairhaven, Landshark No. 17
Captain Purple Dragon, Landshark No. 18
Lavender, Landshark No. 19

ETA:  May 18, 2008

Blackjack Roberts, Landshark No. 22
Lumpy, Landshark No. 23
Welsh Wench, Landshark No. 24

ETA: May 21, 2008

Element of Air, Guppy No. 25

ETA:  May 27, 2008

Captain Faye Cutler, Guppy No. 26
Mikey McAlister, Guppy No. 27

ETA: May 30, 2008

Rage, Landshark No. 28
Thick Leg Chelle, Guppy No. 29
Lairde Guard'n M'Crack, Landshark No. 30
Harry Blood, Landshark No. 31
Black Anne Roberts, Guppy No. 32
Ricki/Erynn, Guppy No. 33
Lady Amy of York, Landshark No. 34
Commander Scolaighe, LandShark No. 35

ETA:  June 7, 2008

Lord Figaro, LandShark No. 36
Yrose, Landshark No. 37
Fluffytail, Landshark No. 38
Festmum, Landshark No. 39

ETA:  June 13, 2008

Wenchscapt, No. 40 (AGE PLEASE FOR GUPPY/LANDSHARK STATUS)
Sir Ironhead, Landshark No. 41

ETA:  June 16, 2008

Lady Renee, Landshark No. 42
Lord Stephen Buchanan, Landshark No. 43
CloverPogue, Guppy No. 44
Marguerite, Queen of Navarre, Landshark No. 45
Sir William Marcus, Landshark No. 46
Lucy, Guppy No. 47

ETA:  June 21, 2008

Mast Hugger Kate, Landshark No. 48
Gentleman John Blackpoole (irish boy), Landshark No. 49
Dulce Saltwater, Guppy No. 50 (m'darlin' niece)

ETA:  June 24, 2008

Capt. SIN, Landshark No. 51
Willa Swallow, Landshark No. 52

ETA:  June 29, 2008

Scurvywench, Landshark No. 53
Pirate Joe Brown, Landshark No. 54

ETA:  July 10, 2008

Ladiedragon, Guppy No. 55
Daylight, Landshark No. 56
Mmketeer, Guppy No. 57 (dane name, please!)
Cap'n Hunnar Graybeard, Landshark No. 58
Master James, Landshark No. 59
Blue66669, Guppy No. 60
Brother Gregory, Landshark No. 61
Blackbead, Landshark No. 62
Captain Jane Jasper, Landshark No. 63

ETA:  August 9, 2008

Alyria Stargazer, Guppy No. 64 (dane name, please!)
Dragongirl, Guppy No. 65
Storm, Landshark No. 66 (dane name & mailing addy, please!)
NorthBayDreamer, Landshark No. 67
EloquentXI, Guppy No. 68
Amra the Lion, Landshark No. 69
Wyckdbliss, No. 70 (age, pleased!)
Lady Joyce Ann, Landshark No. 71

ETA:  August 12, 2008

Guppy No. 72, Greenman 6669
Landshark No. 73, Lord Alberon
Landshark No. 74, Lady Alberon
Extreme Guppy No. 75, Lord Logan

ETA:  September 1, 2008

Landshark No. 76, Mourningseve
Landshark No. 77, Woodsman
Guppy No. 78, MacLaren
Landshark No. 79, Martin Montgomery
Landshark No. 80, Kimba Nevill

ETA: September 18, 2008

Guppy No. 81, Lady Serena
Guppy No. 82, Oliver of Crippengate
Guppy No. 83, Lady Guinivere
Landshark No. 84, Sir Edward the Kind
Guppy No. 85, Newbiehere (name & mailing addy, please!)
Landshark No. 86, Canny Queen of the Texas Realm (name & mailing addy please!)
Landshark No. 87, Rani Zemirah
Landshark No. 88, Bonny Pearl
Guppy No. 89, Lady Jessica/Lady Loki

ETA:  October 4, 2008
Guppy No. 90, Windchime
Guppy No. 91, Charity 'the Pirhanna' O'Reilly
Guppy No. 92, Amyj
Landshark No. 93, Bob (ren name to be added later)
Landshark No. 94, Capt. Drigg Rodere (Ratman)

ETA:  August 16, 2009

Guppy No. 95, Bobin
Landshark No. 96, Lady Ann of Draycott
Landshark No. 97, Keeper of the Bar
Landshark No. 98, Lady Shadow
Landshark No. 99, Lady Helen
Landshark No. 100, Sir Jim
Landshark No.101, Pin'n M'Crack
Landshark No. 102, Chuck'n M'Crack
Guppy No. 103, Sketch'nMCrack
Guppy No. 104, JigglesMCrack
Guppy No. 105, Capt. James Cutter
Guppy No. 106, Hellfire Hannah  (Phoenix)
Landshark No. 107, Squire Mickey Flint
Guppy No. 108, Messy'n M'Crack
Guppy No. 109, Julessweetie
Guppy No. 110, Lady Rebeca
Guppy No. 111, Pirate gurl
Guupy No. 112, Lord Shadow Wolf

Fins up!
 
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 05:55:43 AM »
*sniff*...Landshark #2...my life is now fulfilled...the cannons will now thunder, and there will be LOTS to plunder!!! No victim of fate here, lets get her into the wind!!
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 10:21:15 AM »
I missed the move again message.  So I'm sending you a ren message (again) with my info.
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 02:46:10 PM »
*sniff*...Landshark #2...my life is now fulfilled...the cannons will now thunder, and there will be LOTS to plunder!!! No victim of fate here, lets get her into the wind!!

Inspired by Amras Elfwine, It is ordered into the Landsharks' Code Book:

Plunder:  Elbow bending

Suggestions are welcomed for addition to the LCB!

Fins up!
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 08:50:25 PM »
Sure, I'd love to roll in the sand with a rock-n-roll man..... ;)

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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 01:14:07 AM »
Should a special award, or perhaps requirement be, that for the lyrics of our beloved minstrel: "I have been drunk now for over two weeks" you cane honestly reply ...."been there, done that!"  ?

....Not that I should encourage such reckless behavior (again)......

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Royal Order of the Landshark, Guppy 14

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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2008, 06:46:08 PM »
Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum,
and we wound up drinkin' all night.

Like I explain'd to you once before I ain't no drinkin' man
But temptation got the best of me
And I took a slash
That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat
like honey dew vine water

And I took another slash,
Took another'n an another'n an another'n
For you knew I'd downed one whole jug of that shiner bock
and commenced to gettin' hot flashes

Whooo Hooo!!!!! from Landshark 22!!

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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 06:53:08 PM »
Well, at least it wasn't 'Why don't we get drunk and...' oh, look! COOKIES!
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 06:59:14 PM »
White chocolate macadamia nut cookies, no doubt.   :D

Bimbo limbo is where I been.
I know you know it's been wearin' me thin.
Times are changing, and I think it's time.
I'm rearranging all the guilt in my mind.

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I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt,
A smart woman who knows how to flirt,
A smart woman, got a mind of her own,
A smart woman who'll take me home,
Take me home.

I'm not your macho kind of guy,
But I can be so when I'm feeling shy.
Hey, baby, where'd you get your good looks?
Ooh, babe, I want to carry your books.

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The best of both worlds (best of both worlds)
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 07:25:03 PM »
Well, at least it wasn't 'Why don't we get drunk and...' oh, look! COOKIES!

Can't say it didn't cross me mind, Luv! :o ;)
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 07:27:30 PM »
Well, at least it wasn't 'Why don't we get drunk and...' oh, look! COOKIES!

Can't say it didn't cross me mind, Luv! :o ;)
The cookies?  :o
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 08:15:37 PM »
Of course. ;)

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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2008, 05:57:00 PM »
Half-baked cookies in the oven?  I prefer FRUITCAKES!
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Re: Royal Order of Landsharks
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2008, 06:58:59 PM »
I have a purple ballcap that says 'Fruitcakes on Tour' and on the back it says
'Fruitcakes of the World Unite'

 ;D
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