Consort For A Day Series!

[Sir LJ]

So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. Lady Phoenix has given her blessing to this little gig! Since she will be working a good part of the time during BARF and gone a few weekends, she has graciously allowed for a Consort For A Day position.

There will be some stipulations and a short quiz given by Lady Phoenix prior to be allowed to be my Consort For A Day! So, if you wanna play all you have to do is stop by Got Kilt in the AM and she will take over from there!

Disclaimer: This temporary position mainly involves the watching of a certain mug and making sure it does not run away, again. Plus the off chance of making sure it's full!

[Squire Mickey]

So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. ...

A phrase to strike fear into the hears of who hear it, no?

[Ladyfair]

Okay.... so ya know I have to say this.......lol....giggle......the cohort should also be mindful of a certain pin....lol......  thank goodness it was not gone long or buired in mud forever.

[Sir LJ]

Maybe I should look into a big gerbil ball!  That way when something falls off it will hit me in the head the next go around!;D

[Sir LJ]

So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. ...

A phrase to strike fear into the hears of who hear it, no?

Heck it scared the he** out of us as we were thinking!

[Lairde Guardn]

So a "consort for the day"  are these given out to visiting Cheiftains while in the BARF area?

[Seamus Ex Machina]

Nice try, Guardn!

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy...

[RenRobin]

Nice try, Guardn!

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy...

Sounds like some really good dirt here....wanna share?

[Sir LJ]

Nice try, Guardn!

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy...

Sounds like some really good dirt here....wanna share?

Seamus, If the time you speak of deals with a location in, oh I don't know, let's say Tennessee, umm he did actually give a donation for a couple of Ette's that day.  Since Ette's are different from Wenches then one cannot say he left Wenches at the privy!

[Lairde Guardn]

I never actually left the Ettes in the privy.....it was outside the privy......

and they were busy getting their picture taken.....

with an Ipod......

But that is another story....

They would not have been left at all if they did not try to make me leave the pub.....

[RenRobin]

They would not have been left at all if they did not try to make me leave the pub.....

Is that even legal for an ette to do???   LOL

You fellas are a hoot!

[Ladyfair]

I will hang the lost and found sign just for you LJ.........but you get lost so often.....giggle

[Fairyfly]

LMAO Yeah, and who lives in FL now??? And with whom??? Tee hee haha!

[Seamus Ex Machina]

They tried to make you leave the bar!!!??   

[Sir LJ]

I never actually left the Ettes in the privy.....it was outside the privy......

Ahhhh! I see! It's the "Location, Location Theory"! I undersatndz now!