Answer my question with a question

[Charlotte Rowan]

I do not like them in a boat! Is it just the eggs that are green, or is it the ham too?

[DonaCatalina]

Is green ham worse than green beer?

[Lady Christina de Pond]

depends on which one you think taste nastier. does the green bear taste nastier than the green ham?

[Welsh Wench]

Is it just food colouring or is the ham really Molden moldy?

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Mother's love!  Molden mouldy ham?  Where's the Health Board?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Forget the health board what about the FDA?

[anne of oaktower]

You're calling in the Fairies & Dwarves Association?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

I know Dwarves have beards but, Don't fairies wear boots?

[*Teach*]

Why would fairies need boots? Don't they fly?

*and more importantly, is there a rum fairy?*

[Poco the Pirate]

If they do fly wouldn't their feet get cold? and isn't that a reason for boots?

[Lady Christina de Pond]

i didn't think Fairies wore shoes or much less boots has anyone ever seen one?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Well didn't Ozzy once say "Faires wear boots and you gotta believe me"?

[Charlotte Rowan]

Should I clap my hands if I believe him?

[renren]

Are you happy, and you know it?

[Charlotte Rowan]

If I didn't know it, would I really be happy?