You Know You're a True Rennie if...

[Tygrkat]

...your inner voice starts talking with a faux german accent (thank you Doktor Kaboom!)

...another voice springs to life inside your head to respond to your german voice in a Scottish/Irish accent

...you know it's only a matter of time until you get yet another voice...this one with an English accent!

LOL! I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one whose inner voices have accents! 

[Blushing]

... cold rainstorms don't ruin a faire weekend shared with friends!

[Tipsy Gypsy]

The local radio station is advertising a King George (Strait) ticket giveaway, and your first thought is "It's a little early to be promoting TRF already..."

[Serenity]

...You've used this list to come up with ideas of things to do at faire 

[Khaalis]

...you contemplate getting contacts so you can be more period

Ouch... been there done that. Usually too lazy to wear them any other time of the year too...

[Khaalis]

You start growing and altering your standard goatee into a period VanDyke (pointed goatee chin with slightly curved handlebar mustache favored by the Spanish and Italians) two months before faire...

[Cpt. Black Shadow]

ou count down days hours minutes and seconds to opening day to each faire you go to

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

ou count down days hours minutes and seconds to opening day to each faire you go to

HEY!  I resemble that remark!

[Aiacha]

...you contemplate getting contacts so you can be more period

Done and done.  'Course, then you put thought into the specific brand because of faire camping...(O2Optics for the win!)

[Jade Sapphire Emerald]

You have a dream that involves walking through a castle having a conversation with your mom and in this dream you don't pay attention...all you think about is how it would be to live in that castle and wear something elegant from the time period...

And when you wake up, you feel completely saddened that it wasn't real...

[Bonny Pearl]

while at work and filling out expenses you type 'airfaire' for the description.   yeah, i just did that...

[Rani Zemirah]

... you haven't been able to bring yourself to remove the camping receipt taped to your windshield from the last Faire you visited, just because every time you see it it makes you smile... 

[Sitara]

... you haven't been able to bring yourself to remove the camping receipt taped to your windshield from the last Faire you visited, just because every time you see it it makes you smile... 

I have 3 years worth lined up on my dash.   

[Dinobabe]

There is a very specific combination of rain and dirt that cues favorite memories of faire.

[Tipsy Gypsy]

You still haven't vacuumed the faire grit out of your car from the last two festivals.