Absolutely Random Thoughts

[DeadBishop]

I'd love to go to Minnesota right now and pop a certain someone right in the mouth...bloody corporate butt-covering, blame-deflecting, $#!%$!*#$#^ -ers!!!

Sounds like someone in my neighborhood needs a whoopin'...

[Lady_Lily]

Can I have another 3 days of not having to deal with the world? That'd be nice thanks! :-)

[*Teach*]

One day off...
then workshops...
then summer school
Yeah, I became a teacher for the days off...
right

*I just wanna stay home with the rum*

[Count Adolfo]

Sir Elton John is right...


sorry seems to be the hardest word

[festmum]

My computer must be on island time...slow, slow, SLOW!!!!

[anne of oaktower]

sooooooooo Sunburned.. ouchy... Lidocaine not helping.. and how do I fix this stupid tan line before this weekend....  pain pain pain... the shower hurt.... waaaahhhhhhh!!!! 

Try looking for a product called Aloe Gold ($2.00 at our local Dollar General), or any pure Aloe product.  It works wonderfully for taking the sting out of the burn and helps to minimize the peeling.

[Blue66669]

I wonder if they'd believe me if I told them that I had an "important meeting" in Kentucky....

[Charlotte Rowan]

I wish I hadn't decided to wear these heels today. It's a great day for a walk, but I dunno...

[Random Girl]

You know I totally didn't belch when you had that stupid cow toy that moo'd all the time so where the hell do you get off yelling at me for a little happy meal toy that just makes a clicking sound and only like once instead of the better part of a week like your stupid toy did.

Jerk Face.

[Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia]

Thank-you for checking to make sure ALL my brakes are safe!!!  Yes, I only use 2 brakes instead of 4 on my CAR *shakes head*.   

[Escarlata]

Thanking the PTB that a week from now I won't have to deal with that other issue.

[Lady_Lily]

tomorrow starts...early! Orientation far away at 8 AM! Time to see what the drive to school's going to be like for the next year.

[Molden]

tyme to put the clubs back in the car, stack the funds to tip the yummy beer cart girls, and bring proof of insurance for the stupid homeowners who decided to build near the fairway... FORE!!!

*Imagine if I actually cared HOW I played golf!

[Once Debauched]

Head stuffy... can't breath.... call in sick?  Crap no...

[Escarlata]

dem squirrels, you can't have both sides of the feeder ... now the stick on my broom is bent