Answer my question with a question

[Charlotte Rowan]

I don't think a foot-shaped ball would roll or bounce very well, would it?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

I think they call it foot ball because you kick it with your foot. But if that's the case, wouldn't soccer also be called football, and football Rugby?

[festmum]

Isn't soccer already called football in the countries it originated in?

[Charlotte Rowan]

Where did soccer originate?

[DonaCatalina]

Wasn't the original form of the game we call soccer played with an enemy's severed head?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Which enemies severed head did they use?

[festmum]

Did it really matter which head they used?

[renren]

As long as it isn't mine,I'm okay...don't you agree?

[festmum]

Is it necessary for me to agree?

[Charlotte Rowan]

Should we agree to disagree?

[DonaCatalina]

I think we've agreed to disagree, but can we keep this boat from sinking?

[Charlotte Rowan]

I'll start bailing! Does anyone have a rag to plug the hole in the hull?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Doesn't it matter how big the hole is before you can find a rag to plug it with?

[festmum]

What if the rag is too small?

[Taffy Saltwater]

Would someone stuff a rag in already?