Answer my question with a question

[Dragonlord]

Will this rag do?

[DonaCatalina]

The rag is fine, but did anyone remember the pitch?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Pitch? Why Pitch? Are we trying to burn the sinking boat we are standing in and trying to bail water out of?

[Charlotte Rowan]

Pitch? Are we talking baseball again? 

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Can we use a baseball to plug the whole of a burning boat?

[Lady Christina de Pond]

why don't we throw the ball. Can we take this shoe and stuff it in the hole?

[Charlotte Rowan]

I think a ball would work better than a shoe, don't you?

[festmum]

Is the hole big enough for a ball?

[NoBill Lurker]

I think that whole is getting bigger?
Who gotz the bucket?

[CatAshtrophy]

Would a shoe do just as well as a bucket?

[Taffy Saltwater]

Why would you use a shoe if you've got a bucket?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

what if their is a hole in the bucket dear Liza, dear Liza?

[irish]

You named the bucket Liza?

[renren]

What do you call your bucket,then?

[CaraGreenleaf]

Does a bucket really need a name?