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I need a woman.....

Started by Hercules, October 02, 2009, 08:22:00 AM

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Hercules

....'s opinion!  ;D

Lady is braving her bug fears and now wants to accompany me. She has been to Scarborough once and really enjoyed it. So far I've told her to bring comfortable walking shoes and that underwear is against the law at TRF.

Any of you Lasses, Queens, Wenches and/or Ladies have absolutely-no-not-forget-to-bring suggestions for a first time ren-lady?  
Save the Earth (it's the only one with beer)!

DonaCatalina

Sunscreen and a change of socks in case it rains heavily.
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Portrait Goddess

bellevivre

wet wipes!!!!

portapotties automatically make one go ick, so wet wipes are IMPORTANT!

a less sweet perfume so bees dont think she's yummy.

Sunscreen

a small pouch for compact, lipstick/gloss of choice

comfortable shoes- whatever she thinks are her most comfortable FLAT shoes, she needs to put gel insoles in them because they are NOT comfortable enough.

um, money? Or are you supposed to have that?
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Belle the Kat

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brooke

Is she going in garb or street clothes?

When in garb I can't be without a fan... lifesaver on opening weekend when it is still "summer".


Hercules

She will be in street clothes. Not sure on her wanting to be in garb. She do loooove to clothes shop though.

And I will be her personal ATM.       
Save the Earth (it's the only one with beer)!

bellevivre

You realize it is your job as the MONEY to buy her garb first thing, right? Make a girl feel like a pretty pretty princess, and she's a convert for LIFE!!!
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LadyElizabeth

Well, if she's in street clothes, then tell her to think day at theme park for all her necessities.  Don't take a heavy purse, bring a backpack if needed or small purse.  Don't bring anything you have to carry in your hand so you can always have a beverage in your hand and then not accidentally leave something in a shop!!  And of course a camera is a must!! 

And Tops of the list is WALKING SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SirRichardBear

My wife also has a fear of bugs so great she has broken her foot twice trying to aviod them.   One thing she also make sure to bring is swimming shoes or flip flops to wear at night.   
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DonaCatalina

A mug or a goblet would be a good purchase even if she is in street clothes and,
because boy can it get hot,

a fan of some kind.

A hat for shade.

Oh, and you might want to casually mention that a polyster T-shirt would be a bad idea heat wise.
She'll sweat like she's wearing a plastic garbage sack.
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Hercules

...what's wrong with a hot gal in a sweaty t-shirt? 
Save the Earth (it's the only one with beer)!

bellevivre

with no showers? Sweaty gal will not want to 'thank you' for a lovely day if she feels to gross and sweaty!!
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Belle the Kat

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Hercules

I should add we're coming in a 18ft trailer with a full bathroom, A/C, heat, micro. Roughing it......
Save the Earth (it's the only one with beer)!

bellevivre

aww, you suck.


ok, lol likely, you'll get luckier with the reminder that you are her SAVIOR from the sticky sweathy weather!
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Belle the Kat

Clan Procrastination's Ambassador to the Seelie & UnSeelie Courts

Hercules

Save the Earth (it's the only one with beer)!

bellevivre

so, why is she worried about bugs? No more bugs than in a mobile home for goodness sakes!!!



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Belle the Kat

Clan Procrastination's Ambassador to the Seelie & UnSeelie Courts