How to be a faerie?

[Mouse]

Nasty is a matter of perception..just sayin'. Of course in this case, Fraser, that is nasty...*shudders*

[Rapier Half-Wit]

I saw the way he was wielding that taser in the other thread. I'm surprised there weren't more squirrels down. If he breaks out the duct tape, I'm leaving.

[Mouse]

Ah...shades of Nantuket Sleigh Rides.....

[Rapier Half-Wit]

And not nearly so nice, or clean Mouse. Just keep your eyes open and if you hear the sound of duct tape being pulled off the roll, you'll be wanting to sit down as quickly as possible. I'm just saying.

[Blue66669]

Hey Fras... the little bugger is pressing charges...

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

I have the squirrel. It's currently in my lap, being soothed. You know, I speak squirrel, and it said that Fras did a LOT of nasty things to it... Poor dear is traumatized.

dangnubbit!  I wondered where my lunch had run off too.... and here i had a nice beer batter whipped up for him....

[Breandan]

... wonder if we scared people away who were considering auditioning?

[dbaldock]

... wonder if we scared people away who were considering auditioning?

I think Blue may be interested in auditioning.   

[Breandan]

that clears up any wondering, then

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Yeah, can't imagine what others might be thinking while we are bantering about Fraser with a Taser and a duct taped squirrel. There's a mental image you won't shake easily.

[Tink]

Fraser with a Taser and a duct taped squirrel

That sounds like a good name for a band

[LadyElizabeth]

I'd go see that band, sounds hilarious!!

[Rapier Half-Wit]

What music genre do you think they would play? Grunge Creole?

[Tink]

lol Grunge Creole?  I'd love to hear what that sounds like!

[JackGonzo, MD]

It sounds college radio...

but back to brass tacks...where is this bacon tree and is the bacon raw and blooms cooked?