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Started by Laird Fraser of Lovatt, July 02, 2009, 06:55:31 AM

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Rapier Half-Wit

Quote from: Mouse on June 29, 2010, 12:23:49 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on June 29, 2010, 12:13:19 PM
I'm sorry Mouse, but I have never personally seen a fragrant violet misbehave. Not sure I want to either.

Roses are red, violets are rude
That was a really bad play on words dude.

Well everyone knows that Nasty is the Violator.  So....
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

Just like the clown from Spawn... that's my brother.  ;D
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Mouse

No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...
The Violator!
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

"MOUSE,n. "Animalistic man-child which strews it's path with fainting woman"....less so these days :)

Rapier Half-Wit

So what you are saying is that my socks are at risk?
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...

angusmacinnes

LMAO socks at risk.  Now there is a new one. 
There are many places where compromise is expected;
LOYALTY is not amongst them.

Mouse

Have you been drinking? If not, why not?
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

"MOUSE,n. "Animalistic man-child which strews it's path with fainting woman"....less so these days :)

Rani Zemirah

Quote from: Mouse on June 29, 2010, 12:23:49 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on June 29, 2010, 12:13:19 PM
I'm sorry Mouse, but I have never personally seen a fragrant violet misbehave. Not sure I want to either.

Roses are red, violets are rude
That was a really bad play on words dude.

Ummmm... ouch...?  Where's the bad pun police when you REALLY need them???  :-&
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Breandan

random moment-

[singing]
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecc-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

[dancing]
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Oh many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We not so fat in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot

[tap-dancing]
Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.

:D
Author, bladesmith, and fuzzy teddybear.

"I've fought my wars and drank my mead in this life, the afterlife for me will be one endless renaissance festival with an old-school tabletop game store the size of a Costco next door ;D " - me

Dracconia

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Men in tights dancing about


*wipes drool*


PR ~Faire Daughter~
Shake-N-Bake

Breandan

#2034
More randomness! My dissertation on proper spelling and grammar...

Hello,

If you will indulge me, I shall explain a few key principles of proper text-based communications etiquette. This is in order to assist those who, either as a result of public school education or willful ignorance, continue to type in an almost illiterate fashion.

1) Proper spelling and grammar are appreciated. Simple mistakes such as loose instead of lose, mixing up it's and its, etc. are not matters of concern. Writing in a fashion reminiscent of a dyslexic spider monkey on crack in the midst of an epileptic seizure is, however. "u help me i ned u translate sumthing cuz u r good at irish kk thnx" inspires one to find your actual physical location and apply a great many heavy objects at a high velocity to your cranium.

2) You are judged online and in chatrooms by how you write. If you wish to appear intelligent and well-educated, then write in a fashion appropriate to the level of education and intellect that you wish to be represented by, and feel is appropriate for your audience. Grand, erudite dissertations such as "it sux becuz we could just have sumone drop us off and they can go do w/e until we r ready to go home but that wouldn't work becuz sum of teh ppl can't go anywhere w/o an adult and r rly pissing me off. ttyl.. send thnx plz! much luvs! buh byez!" only serve to make one look like a half-illiterate peasant from the swamp who speaks English as a second language, and only barely at that.

3) So-called "leet-speak" is not a language, it is a literary atrocity committed against the readership by pretentious youths and those with wasted lives who live life vicariously through the video games they play. "0Mg D00d U r t3h fu><0r3d! d0nt u kNpW u rn7 spp0zEd 2 sp33k 1337 pN tihs pH0RuM?" is less decipherable than Egyptian hieroglyphs, and convinces the reader that there is, in fact, a cat being violated with a vibrator on your keyboard rather than a competent, intelligent human being typing.


Thank you.
Author, bladesmith, and fuzzy teddybear.

"I've fought my wars and drank my mead in this life, the afterlife for me will be one endless renaissance festival with an old-school tabletop game store the size of a Costco next door ;D " - me

Dracconia

:) once more you have made me giggle!
PR ~Faire Daughter~
Shake-N-Bake

angusmacinnes

I join Dracconia in the chuckles. 
There are many places where compromise is expected;
LOYALTY is not amongst them.

Blue66669

Hey guys... see this??? This is Mouse sleeping. Yep... we kidnapped him.



The cat is torturing him...



Even FaeHollow helps us out!!!



Make any sudden moves and the Mouse gets it!!!

Blaidd Drwg

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Rapier Half-Wit

Everyone knows that when you play with fire, you fall asleep on some strangers floor. Can't wait for the YouTube.
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...