The Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do at the Renaissance Festival

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

I think we're talking about two different things, love... 

[Synikul]

Skippy must be ever mindful of appearances when he wears tights with a shirt that tends to ride up in the front because its the only one that was clean.

[Lady Neysa]

Synikul,

I spent 12 yrs in the ARMY, and the real crime is in NOT allowing those who risk their lives for our freedom to enjoy in its simple pleasures.

I applaud your discretion. I too, have committed the same crime...

Well done!

May I just say... A-"Freakin" Men to that!!!!  I couldn't agree more!!!

[Fenrisulfr]

Skippy is no longer allowed to act like the ambassador from the Ottoman Empire if he purchases a turban, nor to advise the security of his diplomatic immunity. 

(*cough* 'extraordinary rendition' to the dungeon)

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

I am not allowed to wear my normal kilt gear and then add on fishnet stockings, black gloves and heavy face makeup and tell people I am Frank of Clan McFurter.


...You know, from the transylvanian scots.

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

I'm not allowed to wear my satyr outfit, and then ask every scot I see if they're my father, no matter how much my wife enjoys it.

[Lady Rosaline]

I am no longer allowed to sell mundane children to barbarians as food

[RumbaRue]

I can't roast children over and open fire......oops that was Skippy talking....

[Blue66669]

Skippy is no longer allowed to hatch elaborate schemes to relieve someone of half of their tail, no matter how much the skank deserved it.

Skippy is no longer allowed to kidnap the pirate flag, for they are willing to do *anything* to get it back.

[beeboy]

is not allowed to form the sovereign nation of Spangland

[PurpleDragon]

Synikul,

I spent 12 yrs in the ARMY, and the real crime is in NOT allowing those who risk their lives for our freedom to enjoy in its simple pleasures.

I applaud your discretion. I too, have committed the same crime...

Well done!

May I just say... A-"Freakin" Men to that!!!!  I couldn't agree more!!!

I'm guilty of that crime myself.  Though, I may be a bit more discreet than skippy.

Skippy is NOT allowed to complete the God Save the King cheer as follows;

...God Save the King... God Save the Queen.. GOD SAVE THE KING FROM THE QUEEN. 

[Fenrisulfr]

I shall not advise the Queen, ion my capacity as diplomat, that unless payment of 5'000 sovereigns is tendered within 3 days, the Norwegian fleet will disrupt trade in the English channel.

[Escarlata]

... is no longer allowed to stand next to inexperienced newbies while playing Musical Men

[Madge Estes]

... is no longer allowed to stand next to inexperienced newbies while playing Musical Men

Amen, sistah!

[Welsh Wench]

Skippy is no longer allowed to offer his collapsible knee when it is down to Madge Estes, Escarlata and Welsh Wench.

Been there, collapsed that!