Let The Countdown Begin!

[Rani Zemirah]

So, ladies, what are your thoughts and preferences for newspaper? Do you like the Houston Chronicle or the Austin Statesman?

Cheeky monkey.

Hey! I had to ask, because, you know, the Chronicle is bigger....

Personally, I prefer NOT to be treated like the family pet when it pees on the carpet.  But you know... that's just me.  Who knows, there might be some here who are into that sort of things. 


Now, administering a proper flogging, with a proper flogger, on the other hand... well, that might be a bit more my type of entertainment.   

[Rani Zemirah]

Riding crop.

Now there's an idea...    I could do some serious damage with a crop.  Of course, I'm not particularly into pain as pleasure... but if asked nicely, I suppose I could be obliging.  Maybe...

[Rapier Half-Wit]

So, ladies, what are your thoughts and preferences for newspaper? Do you like the Houston Chronicle or the Austin Statesman?

Cheeky monkey.

Hey! I had to ask, because, you know, the Chronicle is bigger....

Personally, I prefer NOT to be treated like the family pet when it pees on the carpet.  But you know... that's just me.  Who knows, there might be some here who are into that sort of things. 


Now, administering a proper flogging, with a proper flogger, on the other hand... well, that might be a bit more my type of entertainment.   

Rani, I never would have thought that you, of all people, would advocate for ***** sty**.

[maeven]

Wowza.

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Dang, Rapier, since you've come back to your senses and re-discovered what Faire is about.... i think a flogging is in order...  

[Rani Zemirah]

So, ladies, what are your thoughts and preferences for newspaper? Do you like the Houston Chronicle or the Austin Statesman?

Cheeky monkey.

Hey! I had to ask, because, you know, the Chronicle is bigger....

Personally, I prefer NOT to be treated like the family pet when it pees on the carpet.  But you know... that's just me.  Who knows, there might be some here who are into that sort of things.  


Now, administering a proper flogging, with a proper flogger, on the other hand... well, that might be a bit more my type of entertainment.    

Rani, I never would have thought that you, of all people, would advocate for ***** sty**.

Who am I to say what people should and shouldn't do in the privacy of their own... well, kennel, I suppose...?    Just as long as they don't ask me to participate, then I have no desire to even hear about it!  Well, as long as it's taking place between two (or how-many-ever) consenting ADULT HUMANS, anyway...  Just leave the pets out of it (and yes, that goes for the SHEEP, as well)!   

So you can keep your newspapers to yourself, thanks!   


But, as I said, if it's a... reminder that your nerve endings are still functioning... that you're in need of, well, perhaps this flogger I've got in the works might just come in handy this season, after all.      It's braided leather lacing, instead of those wimpy suede things everyone has been so keen on the last few years...

[Breandan]

*headdesk*

and once again, like iron filings to a magnet...

hehehe

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Dang, Rapier, since you've come back to your senses and re-discovered what Faire is about.... i think a flogging is in order...  

I'm sorry Fraser, but even in a dress, you still couldn't do it for me. 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

*headdesk*

and once again, like iron filings to a magnet...

hehehe

Hey, you started this.

[Rani Zemirah]

*headdesk*

and once again, like iron filings to a magnet...

hehehe

Hey, you started this.

No doubt!  What, exactly, did you THINK was gonna happen after you introduced a topic like "rolled up newspapers and perviness"... and just left it there... with me?!?  


Are you trying to say you had absolutely NO IDEA where it might lead?  Seriously...    

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Wowza.

Whaaaaaattt??? 

[Rani Zemirah]

Dang, Rapier, since you've come back to your senses and re-discovered what Faire is about.... i think a flogging is in order...  

I'm sorry Fraser, but even in a dress, you still couldn't do it for me.  

YRose could warm him up really well for me... she's rather skilled at the warm-up, as a matter of fact!  

[maeven]

Wowza.

Whaaaaaattt??? 

Like I said, cheeky monkey!

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Dang, Rapier, since you've come back to your senses and re-discovered what Faire is about.... i think a flogging is in order...  

I'm sorry Fraser, but even in a dress, you still couldn't do it for me. 

Sorry, my friend... you're not my type. 



*long haired freak*

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Dang, Rapier, since you've come back to your senses and re-discovered what Faire is about.... i think a flogging is in order...  

I'm sorry Fraser, but even in a dress, you still couldn't do it for me. 

Sorry, my friend... you're not my type. 



*long haired freak*

Yep, gives her something to hang onto. Also better control and such.