Let The Countdown Begin!

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Raise pigs instead of children... think of all the bacon! 

[Rani Zemirah]

Mmmmm... baaaacooon...


Darn... too late. 

[Rani Zemirah]

Actually... I was talking about a particular type of liquid hallucinogen that used to be dropped onto sugar cubes (and/or paper, Smarties, etc...), but I guess I am sometimes a bit more obscure with my innuendo than people will pick up on.    


But I was trying NOT to get this thread sent to John's Inn... so I didn't want just to come right out and say it.    [facepalm/headdesk/repeat]

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens.

Amen! Hallelujah! and pass the Jack Daniels.

[Rani Zemirah]

Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens.

Amen! Hallelujah! and pass the Jack Daniels.

Anytime you wanna get rid of your youngest and/or oldest one/s, you just send 'em on up here to us, because Scally and I will take 'em! 


Can't afford to feed the big boys, though, so you'll have to keep them!  We'd take them also if they didn't eat so much!!!   

[Rani Zemirah]

O..M..G.......  

Just found a website that lists online cost-free public schools for K-12... for every state in the country.  Scally has been pressing me to start living my dream (that she seems to have adopted as her own) of vending at several of the small/medium Faires within a day or two's drive of us, and home-school her for a couple of years, and if she had access to online instruction AND my supervision and help... I think it could actually be possible.  We'd have to have a laptop for her, because I can still do graphic design work from anywhere as long as there's wi-fi, and I could easily arrange my project schedule around Faire dates...  But I'd have to bring this full size computer with us every time, and that would be a pain.  It would also mean having at least a small bumper-pull travel trailer, and something that would pull it. 

(sigh)  Logistics...


Jeez... like I needed one more thing to push me over the edge with this...    

[Breandan]

since we're on the subject, Tiff thinks she might have twins, she's getting bigger faster than before, and she just has a gut feeling.

O.O

[maeven]

Ooh!! That would be neat!

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

since we're on the subject, Tiff thinks she might have twins, she's getting bigger faster than before, and she just has a gut feeling.

O.O

LMAO! 

*points at Breandan and falls over laughing*

You may want to start writing faster, my brother... 

[beckgam462]

since we're on the subject, Tiff thinks she might have twins, she's getting bigger faster than before, and she just has a gut feeling.

O.O

LMAO! 

*points at Breandan and falls over laughing*

You may want to start writing faster, my brother... 

* Points at Wallet and cries*

Two car seats, two cribs, 0200hrs feedings, two sets ....

I feel for you brother, it is wonderful,  but I still feel for you and the first 6 months

[Rani Zemirah]

Might wanna stop practicing those sexy scenes before you write them down, also!  

Although... were you aware that there is a pretty huge market for "e-romance" (basically soft-core e-porn)? You could make a bit of money there fairly quickly...  heheh

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens.

Amen! Hallelujah! and pass the Jack Daniels.

Anytime you wanna get rid of your youngest and/or oldest one/s, you just send 'em on up here to us, because Scally and I will take 'em! 


Can't afford to feed the big boys, though, so you'll have to keep them!  We'd take them also if they didn't eat so much!!!   

No no. I gripe b!tch moan and complain about them, but I wouldn't give up any of them for any reason. I might dream, drool, and make jokes about it, but I could never do it.

[LadyJessica]

****runs in in her chemise****



99 days 21 hours 26 mins!!!
(had to do it)

****runs out through the back door****

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

SHHHHHH...
 

*countdown starts at Midnight* 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Are we faire yet?