You Know You're a True Rennie if...

[LadyFae]

...when looking at house plans you make sure that you have an extra room for sewing and with a large enough closet for garb (and lots of it!!!)  Though the husband *thinks* that it will just be a spare bedroom.

[Lady De Rue Rue]

If your three year old daughter corrects the real estate agent by saying "That's not a basement, it's a dungeon!"  Or "Does this house come with a tower?"

[Auryn]

Lady De Rue that is awesome hehe

I guess I fall in the vehicle category
I bought my Forrester in February and 2 of the main reasons where because it could hold a lot more garb than my old accord and it could drive on muddy ground a lot better than the accord
both of which are things I only do when we go to faire

[Bonny Pearl]

You make sure all your garb is loaded before your mundanes in case of a wildfire evacuation.... 

[CelticOne]

You go to faire in 'danes and tell your husband that you'd be more comfy in garb.

[Captain Teague]

When you are put in charge of marketing and promotions at your Theater job, you immediately make a list of all up and coming Ren, Pirate and Halloween releases so you can get your boss to let you greet people at the entrance in full garb. THEN you talk him into a "Pirate Month" in November where you show Pirates of the Caribbean, one per each Monday of the month ( 4 comes out on DVD Oct. 18th, btw  ) so that you get still more time in garb. 

[Lady Renee Buchanan]

When your boss decides that since you have enough garb to outfit our team of 8, she would like to choose the Renaissance as our theme for Halloween.  She asked me if I had garb to fit everyone and would I let them wear it, and I answered with a resounding "yes."

Because Steve went to an estate sale and bought 5 outfits which, if I was there, I would have walked right by, they are that awful for faire.  But as Halloween costumes, they are fine, and big enough to fit some of the larger women (he thought I could alter them to fit me - what WAS he thinking?).  Plus I have some loaner garb that I don't wear anymore and it is used in situations like this.

[Captain Teague]

Corrupting the whole crew....


I like how you think. 

[Kate]

when your school's fall musical is Pirates of Penzance and the teacher/director asks you to help with costuming.

[Hoowil]

Or the costumer and prop master don't even bother with you, because they know you've already got it covered, and probably better. As such your the only one on stage wearing live steel instead of a stage peice.

[metalcelt]

While wearing a kilt, you say let me slip into something less comfortable by way of explaining that you are dressing in Danes

[gaerdon]

you smell smoke in the air and start craving a scotch egg....only to discover the neighbors yard is on fire....and then, though happy his house didnt burn down, miss the smell the next day.

[Hoowil]

when putting up new curtains you get decorative rod brackets to hang a spear, oly to find yourself contemplating using the spear as the curtain rod. And the deciding factor not to is you may wany to carry it later.

[MrHyde]

Your wife comes home from shopping, takes you to the bedroom, tells you to close your eyes, and when you open them the surprise is a skull dagger she found at a pawn shop.

Happened Friday.

[DT_Masters]

You look at the Fall schedule, so many faires, so many weekends, and you think, it will take so much power to do but.....I want, I want, I want.........................