I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Lady Christina de Pond · October 13, 2011, 02:43:26 PM

Q: what is in the back of the closet

A: apple

MrHyde · October 13, 2011, 04:41:14 PM

What was Eve tempted with (possibly) in the Garden?

Pretzel

Archer · October 13, 2011, 05:27:27 PM

Q. What is long, twisted, tanish/brown, warm, salty and often observed going into the mouth of a pretty wench ?

A. Deep Meditation Trance

DonaCatalina · October 20, 2011, 04:56:06 AM

Q. What do 94% of the population find impossible to achieve?

A. Strawberry jam.

arbcoind · October 20, 2011, 08:32:06 AM

Q: What do strawberries with musical instruments get together to do in a garage?

A: House Boat

Lady Christina de Pond · October 20, 2011, 08:37:23 AM

Q: what do you call a home on the water

A: Orlando Bloom

Bob of the Lake · October 20, 2011, 09:39:21 AM

Q: What actor was left out of POTC 4?

A: Waterfall

DonaCatalina · October 20, 2011, 10:22:47 AM

Q. What does the dog see when he watches you in the bathroom?

A. ice

MrHyde · October 20, 2011, 10:38:50 AM

What does water turn to when it gets excited?

Sisters

Archer · October 22, 2011, 09:21:08 PM

Q. What does Merlin have fond memories of from his early years of education ?

A. Palindrome

Merlin the Elder · October 22, 2011, 11:48:44 PM

Q: What character was Richard Boone supposed to play in the first draft of "Have Gun, Will Travel?"

A: juicy steak

Archer · October 23, 2011, 08:15:50 AM

Q. What is full of toxins and sure to land you in a hospital bed, sooner or later ?

A. malum in se

MrHyde · October 23, 2011, 11:01:16 PM

What was Balthazar in the Charmed series?

Lap Dance

Archer · October 24, 2011, 12:12:15 AM

Q. What do you have to do to get a missing "legacy" thread back into existence ?

A. Twister

DonaCatalina · October 24, 2011, 04:47:21 AM

Q. What was a floor game popularized in the 1960's?

A. boom

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