I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: In what tree would you find a partridge?

A: Park Ranger

[MrHyde]

Who was the third in the Yogi and Boo Boo threesome?

Leather

[captmarga]

What do cowboys, barbarians and Neaderthals all have in common?

Milkshake

[MrHyde]

What brings all the boys to the yard?

Twilight

[Anna Iram]

When do the monsters come to get you?

Acupuncture

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What term does one use to indicate puncturing something in an accurate manner?

A:  Quartermaster

[Archer]

Q.  What is the definition of a mother in the middle of a divorce custody case who posts pictures on facebook showing herself at a party playing quarters, with shot glass in hand and her small children in the background ?

A.  objection

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you raise when such a person is referred to as "mother?"

A: Debate

[Anna Iram]

What competitive sparring depend upon the art of persuasion?

snow

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is Texas likely to see more than its fair share of in the coming winter?

A. Squash

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What does 10" of heavy wet snow do to Ren faires in Pennsylvania?

A: Cat's eye marble

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What flavor ice cream at Ben and Jerry's didn't sell very well?

A:  Astroturf

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: Where does George Jetson's dog hang?

A: grease

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What was the word?

A:  Frankenstein's Monster

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What was Victor's 4-year-old known as?

A: Quirk