Answer my question with a question

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

If the river waters have hormones and other chemicals as do rains, how can organic really be organic?

[PurpleDragon]

If organic farms don't use chemicals why do we have to pay so much for their produce?

[Lady_Claira]

What happens if I want to be earth friendly but can't afford the organic produce?

[captmarga]

Don't you have a window box or little patch where you can grow your own veggies or have a compost heap?

[Lord Clisto of York]

If you have your own heap, doesn't it smell bad?

[DonaCatalina]

If you have a heap of cash does it smell bad?

[PurpleDragon]

If a heap of cash smells bad does anyone care?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

They say money is dirty, if that is so, do you think giving money a bath woul dmake it smell better and clean it up?

[captmarga]

Wouldn't one think that was what "money laundering" was meant to really be?

[PurpleDragon]

Do you wash money on the delicate cycle?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

what kind of laundry soap do you use and do that have paper softners like fabric softners?

[Valiss]

Is it the same cleaner as the stuff with the teddy bear on the package?

[PurpleDragon]

Since money is linen based, shouldn't you use a Borax?

[Rage]

would you hang the money out to dry?

[PurpleDragon]

Would it be safe from pillagers if it were hung out to dry?