I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you get when you feed my Malamute and Akita leftover pizza?

A: Human resources

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's the most under-valued asset of the corporation?

A:  Trick knee

[Archer]

Q.  What is a pole dancer's least favorite body malady  (Latin:  male habitus ) ?

A.  smartarse

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What word best describes most of the posters on this thread?

A: Ironic

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What other term is used for a person from Persia?

A:  cupcake

[arbcoind]

Q:  What does Jack never eat for dinner?

A:  toothpaste

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What does a dentist, whose lost his/her license, use to glue a crown on a broken tooth.

A:  elbow grease

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What do you need to apply when you can't bend your arm?

A: Blackboard

[arbcoind]

Q:  What did Blackbeard say when he had nothing to do?

A:  hailstorm

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What's it called when all hail breaks loose?

A: Pass Interference

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What else do you call a urinary tract infection?

A:  nose guard

[Archer]

Q.  What is assigned to keep in check . . .  a runny nose ?

A.   brain freeze

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What did the zombies change the restaurant name to when they took over the Tasty Freeze?

A: Lost Weekend

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What else do you call a 56-hour workweek?

A:  erector set

[Archer]

Q.  What does Charo the hoochie coochie girl keep under her sweater ?

A.  flash mob