I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What indicates that it's safe for the cart to transverse the crossroad?

A: Lord of the Flies

[Archer]

Q.   Name a channeling creation by, William Golding.   

A.   Automatic writing

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What does a computer do when the cat sleeps on the keyboard?

A. Bluebells

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What can you find in the bell tower of Notre Dame Cathedral in the winter?

A: Saltwater taffy

[The Rabbi]

Q: What was the name of the Pirate Wench that Bob O was last seen flirting with?

A: Merlin The Elder

[Archer]

Q.  What is the name of Nim's hairy houseboy ?

A.   lightening

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What effect does bleach have?

A: Retribution  ("houseboy" my arse!)

[Archer]

Q.  What is a synonym for some delicious payback ? 

A.   brother's keeper

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you call your brothers wife?

A: Dangerouse Curves

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What describes most highways in Arkansas?

A. bellicose

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call enlarged veins during wartime?

A: Jumbo shrimp

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's the name of the next horror film by Roger Corman whose title monster can only be killed by being drowned in a large vat of cocktail sauce?

A:  Elephant Parts

[Archer]

Q.  Describe a visual change noted in humans who contract/suffer with the syndrome, Elephantiasis.

A.  pharmacist

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call it when someone helps on a pharm?

A: Postage due

[Archer]

Q.  Is there a price to pay for licking a Cat in a Hat ? 

A.  dolphins