No Faire?!? :(

[ravic]

Looks like my season may be in doubt before it even starts. Messed up my leg somehow & the doc says no faire for at least a month. HOWEVER, I may just have to be a bad patient & sneak out there before times. Back in 2000, I did the whole season with a broken leg & a wheelchair.   

[Bonny Pearl]

Can your doc get you one of those scooters?   Hope you heal up quickly!

[ravic]

I'm sure I'll find some way to be out there. Can't pass up the chance to see all you beautiful people. Oh, yeah & the guys too. 

[Rani Zemirah]

Find a chair, have someone push it to the pub, and relax while enjoying the all day parade!  I'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers to bring you mead and stuff-on-a-stick!   

[BLAKDUKE]

Find a chair(electric), dress it up with some fabric, attach two poles to stick out to the front and find a hobby horse to put in there and it will look like a 1 horseposer chair, that way you can go about the faire without being to un-HA.

[Merlin the Elder]

You want Ravic in an electric chair, Blakduke? Where's the love, man?

[KeeperoftheBar]

If I were not using him, I'd loan you StudMuffin.

Get to the gate about 8:30 and you should be able to rent one of their scooters.  Much better than a manual wheelchair.  They usually start renting them about 8:45 or so but there is a limited number and are first come, first served.  I think they are about $50-60 for all day and have to be returned by 6PM.  Very much worth the money, I used to rent them myself till I got my own ride.   And as an added  bonus, you can try to mow down small, slow children....

[ravic]

I don't come through the front gate & manuvering a scooter in our shop is a near impossibility. Fear not. I'll figure something out.

[Rani Zemirah]

So you're planning to work again this year?  I thought you were retiring from the shop? 

[ravic]

I retired from managing the shop. Still get a pass as a perk. Passes have to use the back gate.

[Rani Zemirah]

Ahhh... I see.  So you don't actually have to WORK... you just have to show up and pretend.    heheh 

[ravic]

Yeah but now its official! 

Actually, with leg, I may not be back at all. Going to the doctor today to find out.

[Rani Zemirah]

But you're saying the doc is telling you not to WORK Faire, right?  But are you being told not to ATTEND Faire?  Not even so much as to toddle over to the pub and relax?!?  Or would that be ok? 

[Queen Bonnie]

 I hope you make it out Ravic!!! Just don't work! Faire is good for your health!

[ravic]

Ok, tis official now. Need surgery on the large tendon on the inside of my ankle. 10-12 week recovery. 

Ya'll be sure & take lots of pictures. I'll just have to live 2012 vicariously thru you guys.