Answer my question with a question

[The Rabbi]

If Merlin is going to show his bum can I sale eye bleach?    {Allthough he does shake the bum rather well I seen the video}

[Jack Daw at Work]

LadyFea isn't a zombie, is she?

[Merlin the Elder]

Wouldn't she have to be to want to see me shake, shake, shake...shake my BOO-tee?

[The Rabbi]

At your age is all that shaking truly safe?

[LadyFae]

What's the worst that could happen?

[Hoowil]

Does this bring us back to moldy jello?

[Merlin the Elder]

Does my booty resemble moldy jello?  (Like "eww!")

[LadyFae]

Does anyone else need mental eye bleach after THAT image?

[Merlin the Elder]

May I borrow a cup of mental eye bleach?

[LadyFae]

Do you bleach your hair to remove 50 shades of grey?

[Merlin the Elder]

Did someone put Earl Grey tea in my hair (both of them)?

[Bob of the Lake]

Was "Earl" Mr. Grey's first name or his title? (At least you have two, Merlin!  )

[Merlin the Elder]

If "Earl" was his title, would you not refrain from calling him "Mr."?  (those last two are looking for an excuse to bail out, good BobO!)

[Hoowil]

What if Earl was his title, but his first name was Mr.?

[LadyFae]

Have you ever met a man named Mister?