Answer my question with a question

RefMom3 · March 01, 2014, 09:00:45 AM

Wouldn't gold lame shorts be better for chasing after Bette Midler?

Merlin the Elder · March 01, 2014, 09:38:55 AM

What if she stole my gold lame shorts?

Jack Daw at Work · March 01, 2014, 10:14:03 AM

Where are the long needles, please?

Hoowil · March 01, 2014, 10:24:39 AM

Would it be better to picture Bette Midler running away from Merlin, while she is the one wearing gold lame shorts?

RefMom3 · March 07, 2014, 11:10:06 AM

May we use those needles to knit a curtain?

Merlin the Elder · March 07, 2014, 11:33:30 AM

May we use those needles to knit a wit?

RefMom3 · March 07, 2014, 11:37:04 AM

Does that require special yarn?

Jack Daw at Work · March 10, 2014, 09:21:37 PM

By 'yarn' do you mean a long-winded story?

Hoowil · March 11, 2014, 12:29:39 AM

Could we have a long winded poem instead?

Merlin the Elder · March 12, 2014, 06:32:18 AM

What have you gentlemen been eating that gave you the winds?

Jack Daw at Work · March 12, 2014, 06:39:47 AM

Is cooked bellpepper responsible for all the long-winded poems and stories?

RefMom3 · March 12, 2014, 12:09:40 PM

Are you suggesting that if Homer had left out the bell peppers, the epics may have been anecdotes?

Merlin the Elder · March 12, 2014, 12:51:27 PM

What does my van, Homer, the Odyssey, have to do with this?

Hoowil · March 12, 2014, 05:57:20 PM

Does not your van run on gas as well?

Merlin the Elder · March 12, 2014, 06:20:51 PM

Do you think I would get better mileage out of Shell's gasoline or Jack's methane?

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