I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[RenStarr]

Q:  What the Fairy "Madame" whispers to potential "clients".  Loosely translated, "there's a modest Fee if you want to Fi Fo with my Fum"!   

A:  Chicken Little

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What do you get from the children's menu at KFC?

A. Penultimate

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call those Mont Blanc writing instruments that are ridiculously priced?

A:  Sub Zero

[RefMom3]

Q. What would you call a smaller ghostly canine from "A Nightmare Before Christmas?"

A. can of corn

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  Hmm, what do you get when you, in fact, eat a can of corn?

A:  Tennis elbow.

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What kind of macaroni does Serena Williams cook?

A: In a surrey with the fringe on top.

[iain robb]

Q. Where will you be when the wind comes sweeping down the plain?

A. The vessel with the pestle.

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is also something you can launch at the enemy?

A: Total confusion

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What is the title of a Chinese philosopher's complete biography called?

A:  Eliminate the negative

[RefMom3]

Q. What do you do after you Ac-cen-tuate the Positive?

A. Mairzy doats

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What is followed by, "...and, goats-e-doats..."?

A:  Whisk(e)y in a jar-o.

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is something that the Wizard could use right now to ease the aches and pains of the day?

A: Barrel of fun.

[RefMom3]

Q. What was the immediately discarded slogan for the Acme Port-a-Potty Company?

A. Welsh rarebit

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What would you find opposite a Welsh commonbit?

A: Emergency fund.

[RefMom3]

Q. How do you pay for a special appearance by Randolph Mantooth?

A. St. Louis Arch