The Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do at the Renaissance Festival

[Rage]

That sounds GREAT!

- I think its going to be fun.

Last year I asked some unsuspecting patrons where the bathrooms are (we were standing in front of them) while pretending that I really, really, really had to go.

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Sigh.

Skippy is not allowed to ask the goth kids "Why so Serious?"

[Rage]

Sigh.

Skippy is not allowed to ask the goth kids "Why so Serious?"

Riot disease just doesn't express what happened when I read this.... OMG thats funny!

[Blue66669]

Skippy is no longer allowed to scare the "inner city" children and their ghetto weed puller parents.

(They think that just because you "look like one of them", then it's ok to approach, because our "people" "stick together". They never realize that I'm just as off as all the other rennies, maybe even more so than others!)

[Kiss-me-Kate]

Sigh.

Skippy is not allowed to ask the goth kids "Why so Serious?"

I am crying from laughing so hard.  Thank God I am not drinking anything...

[renren]

Skippy is no longer allowed to scare the "inner city" children and their ghetto weed puller parents.

(They think that just because you "look like one of them", then it's ok to approach, because our "people" "stick together". They never realize that I'm just as off as all the other rennies, maybe even more so than others!)

Not that you have a mischevious streak in ya!LOL!

[tigerlilly]

Skippy is no longer allowed to scare the "inner city" children and their ghetto weed puller parents.

(They think that just because you "look like one of them", then it's ok to approach, because our "people" "stick together". They never realize that I'm just as off as all the other rennies, maybe even more so than others!)

Waddaya mean, "maybe"? 

Love the picture taking idea!

[Dev]

...is no longer allowed to respond to people with the Ashlee Simpson hoedown.

[groomporter]

Not allowed to pretend the privie is actually a confessional.

Not allowed to exit the privie covered in blue food coloring and exclaim "how refreshing that was"

[Malcolm]

Not allowed to exit the privie covered in blue food coloring and exclaim "how refreshing that was"

What's a "Woad Warrior" to do?

[maelstrom0370]

Not allowed to exit the privie covered in blue food coloring and exclaim "how refreshing that was"

I don't care who ya are, THAT'S funny!! 

[groomporter]

Skippy will not sneak out of the Louisville Swamp behind MNRF and enter the "Secret Garden" dressed as Swamp Thing.

He will not steal one of the earth moving machines from the gravel pit next to MNRF and try to park in the handicapped parking section -even if he does have a handicapped parking tag.

[wyckdblyss]

OMG! Those are too funny!

[groomporter]

Will not wear a Tyvek suit labeled "Homeland Security" and chase the "Wacky Chickens" with a garden sprayer full of water and labeled Bird Flu disinfectant.

(They got me back with a pie in the face for that one...)

[groomporter]

Will not present a egg dyed "robin's egg blue" to the "chicken man" of the Wacky Chickens and accuse his hen of having an affair...

Will never again the cover the stage used by the Wacky Chickens with Peeps...