Answer my question with a question

[DonaCatalina]

Ever seen anyone receive undwear wrapped in a ring box?

[PurpleDragon]

What is the wierdest gift you ever gave someone?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Don't some consider an STD a gift  as it's often called the gift that keeps on giving?

[PurpleDragon]

But, wouldn't that be classified as more of a THOUGHTLESS gift than a weird one?

[DonaCatalina]

Would you say that you're likeliest to get a weird gift at one of those white elephant exchanges?

[PurpleDragon]

Would I be wrong in assuming that a ziplock baggie filled with "Pre-fused cannon wads" would be considered the weirdest gift? 

((Yes, the "Pre-fused cannon wads" are EXACTLY what you think they are.  No, I was not the recipient of this one, I managed to get away that year with a Licensed Kit Rae sword.))

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

How about a Tacky gift that ended up being tacks?

[PurpleDragon]

Tacks?  Is that how they're held on?

[captmarga]

Is that better or worst than using the gold bottle of "tacky glue"?

[DonaCatalina]

Wow, when did they start making gold-colored glue?

[PurpleDragon]

Does Elmer's Glue still turn yellow with age?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Don't old people turn yellow with age?

[Taffy Saltwater]

Don't teeth turn yellow w/coffee & ciggies?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

who many of you drink coffee and smoke ciggies?

I don't and never will YUK!

[PurpleDragon]

Is it possible to start the day without a cup of coffee?

((It is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of JAVA that my thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning, it is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.))