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[Hey- Arent You?]

hamsters, mice, gerbils, rats.......
just remember, they ALL must be shaved before going into the deep fryer and onto the stick.

[Jonas_MacPherson]

hamsters, mice, gerbils, rats.......
just remember, they ALL must be shaved before going into the deep fryer and onto the stick.

That's it. I'm not gonna eat meat on a stick again.

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

You mean... You have never heard of that delecacy... Rats on a Stick?

I always think of that when I see Steak oon a stick. I always think the seller should yell that out instead.

OH So Yummy

[Jonas_MacPherson]

Monkey on a stick, yes, even cat on a stick depending on where your visiting. (though they probably won't admit to it). But Rat on a Stick? New one on me.

Though it might help kick up sales.

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

I do believe the phrase "Rats-on-a-stick" stems from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Jonas_MacPherson]

Hmm...it does sound like something they would do. Looks like I'll be watching the movie again sometime soon.

[Gauwyn of Bracknell]

In the movie "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou" they had the fine delicacy of gopher on a stick.  "no thanks, Delmar.  A third of a gopher would only whet my appetite and not bed it down for a night".

[Jonas_MacPherson]

So, this year, steak on a stick will thus be known as....impaled critter. Or mystery meat on a stick if you will.

[Blushing]

Just don't let Capt. Dungeon Spleen talk about steak on a stake ... really, truly ...

[Jonas_MacPherson]

I must admit, hearing the old captain's take on steak on a stick just might be interesting.

*glances about*

Ok, maybe not.

[Zoë]

Remember who we're talking about, now. 

[CapnJack]

Woohoo!  Looking forward to coming back to faire for opening weekend as a patron for once!  Okay, I didn't really read any of the rest of this thread, but I just wanted to share my excitement.

[Capt Spleen]

Did zumwhun menshun a zertain "creature  wound on'r stake"?

Actually I canna tayks credit fer zuch th' sayin'........ credit be goin' ter Demetrius. I stoled it frum 'im, .... pirate dat I beez bein'!


Zo whut be dis misery meat?

HAr Har, even dem dat knowz can't evun writz it out lezz alone say th' nasty frayze!

[Mischief Snicklebritches]

Just don't let Capt. Dungeon Spleen talk about steak on a stake ... really, truly ...

Because of that....I refuse to eat steak on a stake. And it completely bums me out. I used to love it. In fact, I actually dont eat much red meat because of that comment last year. *shudder* bleh.
lol 

[Jonas_MacPherson]

Did zumwhun menshun a zertain "creature  wound on'r stake"?

Actually I canna tayks credit fer zuch th' sayin'........ credit be goin' ter Demetrius. I stoled it frum 'im, .... pirate dat I beez bein'!


Zo whut be dis misery meat?

HAr Har, even dem dat knowz can't evun writz it out lezz alone say th' nasty frayze!

misery meat? dat be the feeling ye get after eating it. Course, nae so in the fair...nae...top stuff there.