Casade

[Grov]

I'll see your Peta bait and raise you a black synthetic elephant that sqeaks.

[BLAKDUKE]

I'll see your rabid hunk of canine skull and raise you a bear claw with almonds

[Rani Zemirah]

I see your cloying lump of nutty pastry and raise you Anna Nicole.

[Grov]

I'll see your gold-digging full-figured Monroe impersonator and raise you The Donald.

[anne of oaktower]

I'll see your duck and raise you a golden goose

[RenRobin]

I'll see your sparkling water fowl and raise you a pair of foul smelling sneakers.

[Demetrius]

I'll smell your Kobe Bryant attire and raise you the Boston Celtics.

[RenRobin]

I'll see your dribbling idots and raise you a dribble glass.

[Grov]

I'll see your spit cup (negative) and raise you a Magnum of champagne (positive).

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your out sized, over priced container of bubbly and raise you a nice hot bubble bath.

[Jack Daw at Work]

I'll see you sitting in soapy tub...................and, raise you....think basketball!!

[Rani Zemirah]

I'll see your slightly lascivious reference to games involving bouncing balls, and raise you Fantasy Football!

[Lady Ellie]

I'll see your over paid pig chasing teams and raise you  a squad of cheerleaders.

[Anna Iram]

I'll see your troop of women with fierce dedication and killer ammunition and raise you women in the Military.

[Grov]

I'll see your butch chicks and raise you Women in Ren Garb.

(I personally adore women in the military, my comment is just for this game)