Comments on Dead Man's Tavern

[lilaney]

 
ROLFLMAO!!!

So, when is Zara getting a sibling that will sell the popcorn?

*Swiftly ducks to avoid flying blue-suede boot with the rhinestone stilletto heel*

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"Ahoy, the ship!  Heave to and prepare to be boarded!"
"Please!  We're but a simple merchantman!  We surrender!"
"Surrender?  We're here to deliver your cookie order!  One tonne of Do-si-dos and three of Trefoils, right?"
"Do you have any extra shortbread?  The wife loves them!"
"No, Daddy!  They're mine!"
"Mr. Briggs, run out the guns..."   

[Welsh Wench]

*El Lobo pulls into La Ville du Traitre*

Briggs:  Jack, I don't like the looks of this. Every cutthroat and scoundrel on the dock waiting for us with drawn cutlasses....
Jack: It's to be expected, Josiah. We left under auspicious circumstances seven years ago.
Wench: Jack, what could they possibly want? Surely they have forgotten.
Jack: Turn the guns on them, Briggs. When I give the command, FIRE ALL!

Behind Jack,  a little voice rings out--
"OK WHO ORDERED THE THIN MINTS?"
From the dock, the voices rang out, "ME! ME! " "I DID!" "I'VE GOT A CASE COMING, LITTLE GIRL SCOUT!"

Zara: Briggs? Hop to it! We have orders to fill!

[Ice Mage]

Popcorn and cookies.  Practically Ambrosia!

[Lady Nicolette]

I keep holding on to yesterday...

Oops!  Wrong thread!

[Welsh Wench]

Wrong thread, Nickie--but can we take your cookie order? 

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

We'll even deliver them right to your door! 

[Elinor Hakebourne]

*El Lobo pulls into La Ville du Traitre*

Briggs:  Jack, I don't like the looks of this. Every cutthroat and scoundrel on the dock waiting for us with drawn cutlasses....
Jack: It's to be expected, Josiah. We left under auspicious circumstances seven years ago.
Wench: Jack, what could they possibly want? Surely they have forgotten.
Jack: Turn the guns on them, Briggs. When I give the command, FIRE ALL!

Behind Jack,  a little voice rings out--
"OK WHO ORDERED THE THIN MINTS?"
From the dock, the voices rang out, "ME! ME! " "I DID!" "I'VE GOT A CASE COMING, LITTLE GIRL SCOUT!"

Zara: Briggs? Hop to it! We have orders to fill!

BWAHAHAHA! Too funny!

*puts in order for Thin Mints* Mmmmm, thin mints...

[Welsh Wench]

THANK YOU CAPTAIN BACARDI FOR THE DEAD MAN'S TAVERN 1 STICKY!! 

Now..how many Girl Scout cookies can we put you down for, Bacardi?
Oh hell....we'll just give you a box of Thin Mints. Zara?
Give the nice man a box of cookies.

Zara: *scowling* OK but Daddy has to reimburse me.

[Capt. Bacardi]

THANK YOU CAPTAIN BACARDI FOR THE DEAD MAN'S TAVERN 1 STICKY!! 

Now..how many Girl Scout cookies can we put you down for, Bacardi?
Oh hell....we'll just give you a box of Thin Mints. Zara?
Give the nice man a box of cookies.

Zara: *scowling* OK but Daddy has to reimburse me.

Thank you Zara.......Aye talk to daddy... 

[Ice Mage]

Great Posting!

[Welsh Wench]

Wench: Jack, we have company following us.
Jack: Damn it all! Load the guns and on my command, FIRE ALL!

Wench: *whispers* Zara, honey..go get a case of the Samoans from the bilge.
Zara: *rolls eyes* Mummy, they are SAMOAS.
Wench: WhatEVER, dear.
Zara: *pouts* But Daddy never paid me for the Thin Mints he gave Captain Blutarsky.
Wench: Captain Bacardi, dear.
Zara: WhatEVER!
Jack: Where does she get it?
Wench: Damned if I know.
Jack: Zara, dear, look in my sea chest and take the doubloons for the cookies and a few for yourself.
Zara: Thank you, Daddy!

*Zara skips off*

Wench: You spoil her, you know.
Jack: Hey, she's only six.
Wench: Well, when she brings a pirate like you home to meet Mummy and Captain Daddy, don't blame me!

[Hibernian]

Dome with that post, time to reveal the contents...perhaps there are Trefoils within! The thin mints are the best, but those short bread cookies are worth their weight in butter.

[Ice Mage]

Mmmmmm Cookies!  But right now i do have the Popcorn Order forms!    Mmmmmm Chocolate covered carmel corn..............   Oh any way.  I dropped a post.  I will have another installment tommorow.

[dragongirl]

Dome with that post, time to reveal the contents...perhaps there are Trefoils within! The thin mints are the best, but those short bread cookies are worth their weight in butter.

Have you tried the new shortbreads with the dark chocolate on the bottom.  Yummy!!!!