Royal Order of Landsharks

[Rani Zemirah]

Wouldn't want to be bleary or anythin' on the morrow, eh???

Pleasant plunderin' dreams to ye, mate! Keep the booty treasure warm!!!

PHINS UP!!!

[LadyShadow]

Wow I missed alot after I left work yesterday.  I swear cant leave some people unattended for too long.

LOL

[MacLaren]

Nothing naughty goin' on just yet.

Hoist the flags! Mind those cannons!! Get ready mates!! Are those Latitudes changed?

[LadyShadow]

Nothing naughty goin' on just yet.

Hoist the flags! Mind those cannons!! Get ready mates!! Are those Latitudes changed?

Yes, the key word is "yet"

Dont try and cover your rear now.

[Rani Zemirah]

I'm sure ifn' 'is rear was ahangin' out yesterday I woulda' noticed!!! Nothin' more 'n a little booty talk, and what's that amongst pirate mates, eh???

ROFL!!!

[Rani Zemirah]

Besides, it was our own dear queen what mentioned booty to begin with yesterday, wishin' it ta' all 'o us, and I was just tryin' ta' figure out how, as a pirate, I would go about acquiring a bit o' said booty, tha's all!!! MacLaren was simply trying to help out a... fellow pirate, in his own helpful way...

Yea', tha's wot happened...!!!

[LadyShadow]

You dont have to go blamin our dear queen for your adventure.  I'm sure the corruption existed with out need of prompting

But oh aint it fun 

[Rani Zemirah]

I'm on the books for a bit o' fun, soon! It's been far too long since I had any, and it's my turn!!!    I've been building up credits lately (a lot!!!), and now I'm just about ready to spend them, but I'd like to make sure I'm gettin' me money's worth first, don'tcha know??? 

[LadyShadow]

Then I would say more investigating is in order.

[Taffy Saltwater]

Isn't it in keeping with the Canon of St. Jimmy that Changes in Attitudes and Lattitudes are a necessary part of piratin'?  A quick glance at the Letter of Marque indicates that a cut off the top of all booty - treasure - is to go our Faire Queene or your Commodore Saltwater - just sayin!

[Rani Zemirah]

LOL  LOTS more, I'm thinkin'...  LOL

Now Mistress Taffy, how would that rule translate to... intangible... booty? You know, those things which can't be easily divided (or even handed over whole)? Things like cheeseburgers and margaritas are easy to share, but some things could be damaged by such handling! And there are still other things which might not appeal to either the Commodore or our lovely Queen... what of those things???

[Taffy Saltwater]

There's booty and then there's booty.  While some booty - & booty - may be better aged, like rum and Alan Rickman, your average cheeseburger does not withstand the test of time so well, so have at! 

Now booty on the other hand is every Orderer for themselves!

[Rani Zemirah]

Well, that being clarified, I guess it's just left to determine exactly what sort of "booty" we're talking about, then, eh???

(this could get interesting really quick!!!)

[LadyShadow]

Last I checked it was both.  But I'm lost in what I'm supposed to be doing at work, so I might be lost here to...

* Where's that map at? I need directions *

[Taffy Saltwater]

Well, now, since I put Alan Rickman in the category of booty, I think we can come to the understanding that booty in italics means yummy, droolable, hawt on legs, leaving each Orderer to their own idea of perfect booty, with the further understanding that sometimes perfect means what's - available.

Booty (non-italicized) is material and may be even better than booty (can you say chocolate?).