Let The Countdown Begin!

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Sorry... isn't enough money OR tea in China.

Real men wear chainmaile and hang out with scantily clad women  

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

We're not talking about a full coat of mail here... which i have.


And unless zombies start attacking tomorrow, i won't be wearing it unless it's below 60 degrees.

[Rani Zemirah]

No, no, not the full set!  That's much too hot for TRF, even later in the year (and it covers far too much, anyway).  Just a few "strategically" placed pieces... you know, to enhance your... natural assets.   

[Sir Martin]

Sir Martin, you can post those if you like, no problem.

OK, I'll put 'em under the photo thread.

All except the one where he's lifting his kilt!  If you were at the wrong angle...


*shudders*  

I saw a guy lifting his kilt, but it wasn't Rapier.  Don't know who he was, but he was wearing a red beret and a kilt with the Texas Bluebonnet tartan and some sort of chainmaille cod piece or strap underneath.  I got a picture, but it might be considered a bit too risque for this forum.    

[Breandan]

bah, wussies

There was an incident many years ago (early 90s) involving a McClue gathering in Patrons, a plastic vuvuzela-like horn being cranked on by a drunken patron while Dan (Kryl from the old barbarian horde) was attempting to do a clan initiation, me in a kilt and nothing else, and a dare to retrieve the offending patron and bring him before Brian Blaylock... in the traditional Gaesatae manner.

Ever try carrying a 300 lb squirming drunk with a plastic warhorn fifty yards whilst dressed in nary but your tattoos and a torc? Yeah, I don't recommend it...

[Rani Zemirah]

Like I said... Rapier lifted one edge of his kilt, just barely enough so we could see his kneecap... and that was all.   He's SUCH a tease...  



It wasn't anything LIKE the guy with the codpiece... believe me!!!    I thought I was gonna fall over when I saw that!    

bah, wussies

There was an incident many years ago (early 90s) involving a McClue gathering in Patrons, a plastic vuvuzela-like horn being cranked on by a drunken patron while Dan (Kryl from the old barbarian horde) was attempting to do a clan initiation, me in a kilt and nothing else, and a dare to retrieve the offending patron and bring him before Brian Blaylock... in the traditional Gaesatae manner.

Ever try carrying a 300 lb squirming drunk with a plastic warhorn fifty yards whilst dressed in nary but your tattoos and a torc? Yeah, I don't recommend it...

Ooooh (raising hand)... I wanna watch!!!   

[Breandan]

that was nearly 20 years ago, and while I am in better shape now (oddly enough), I am not that... impulsive, shall we say

[Rani Zemirah]

Geez... I miss all the good stuff!!!   


See... this is why all of you need to get up there and do the chainmail show!  You to, B!  Oh, yes... I'm liking this idea more and more! 



(have to figure out how to make it an irresistible challenge, I think...) 


I mean, surely if Rapier can do it... you guys shouldn't be scared of a few cheering women!   

[Laird Nasty]

Nasty dancing at the chainmail show! Now why didn't I think of that?? That's a great idea Rani. You are going to have to make that happen. His girlfriend will be totally behind this.

Sorry folks, Nasty don't dance period. I know you all would love to see that but there isn't enough alcochol in the world that could get me to do that. Sorry ladies.

[Rani Zemirah]

Nasty dancing at the chainmail show! Now why didn't I think of that?? That's a great idea Rani. You are going to have to make that happen. His girlfriend will be totally behind this.

Sorry folks, Nasty don't dance period. I know you all would love to see that but there isn't enough alcochol in the world that could get me to do that. Sorry ladies.

No dancing required... don't you remember last year when Rapier just kind of... strolled across the balcony... stopped, turned 360*, and then continued across and off the other side?  HE didn't dance, either!   



Geez... I didn't think you guys were afraid of ANYthing.  Tsk, tsk, tsk... 

[Mouse]

I will throw the patented Mouse dance out there

[Rani Zemirah]

Oh, nice... Mouse steps up where the Lairds and the tatooed Woad Warrior all fear hesitate to tread.    heheh

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Keep trying... i'll be worm food before that happens.

[Rani Zemirah]

Too bad, though!  I'd kinda like to see you up there... 

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

No thanks... i'll leave making a fool of oneselves to those more able.