I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[MrHyde]

What in it's original version fit on a floppy disk?

Turkey

[DonaCatalina]

Q. The golf course in Bracketville, Texas is the only one to have what kind of bird living on its roughs?

A. Alamo

[Archer]

Q.  Name a place of reverence in the history of Texas independence where few stood against many and paid the ultimate price for the comodity known as time,  the most valuable thing to humans.

A.  veterans

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What word if frequently misused by mentally challenged persons to describe one who provides medical care for animals?

A: Cell phone

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What do protozoa use to call home?

A: stomach ache

[DonaCatalina]

q. What is the likely result of unripe apples?

A. powder

[MrHyde]

What is the name of a bald extremely white guy who ran through a field by my house for a movie?

Katy Perry

[arbcoind]

Q:  Who needs to go away?

A:  Monroe

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's the common name for a dead president and a dead movie star?

A:  shelf life

[Archer]

Q.   What would be the subject of discussion if two bookends talk ?

A.    zebra

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is the largest bra size available?

A: Box office

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: Descriptive used by mindless office drones who can't spell cubicle?

A: Road Trip!!! 

[MrHyde]

What involves lots of alcohol and random sexual acts of no meaning?

Christmas

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What will have a decidedly Celtic twist, and fall on Thanksgiving weekend for me, this year?  (and, uhhh... I think you take MUCH different road trips than I do, Hyde! )

A: Underbust corset

[MrHyde]

What could make a board bumpy?  What lifts and accentuates?  What is every girls dream?

Chihuahua