I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Lady Rosaline]

What do you call a rat dressed up as a dog?

Coffee

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What does the doctor charge you for hacking up a lugie?

A: Twitter

[DonaCatalina]

Q. what do birds do in Disney Cartoons?

A. Pug

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  If you were to take Winston Churchill and assign a dog breed to him based on his looks what would it be?

A:  Embouchure

[Rani Zemirah]

Q:  What is the proper demonstration of "just put your lips together and blow"?

A: Tu-tu

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What comes after one-one?

A: Blowhard

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What does the weather in Oklahoma often do on short notice?

A: Scally Wag

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What Scally do when Scally Happy?

A:  Turncoat

[Archer]

Q.   What is a synonym for backstabber, betrayer, double-crosser, double-dealer, Judas, traitor ?

A.    mainstream media

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What media is way out of place and should be flowing downstream after we flush the toilet?

A: Astral projection

[Archer]

Q.  What is the name for a trip of a lifetime that the enlightened may actually experience by way of meditation ?

A.   akashic records

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What would you call the records of a town named Akash.

A. Fredericksburg.

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What would you call a huge ice cube floating in the North Atlantic belonging to Freddie Kruger?

A: Onomatopoeia

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What was the winning entry in the "Invent a Difficult Word for a Simple Concept" contest?

A: dry spell

[Carl]

Q: What is a bad time for a wizard

A: Bayonet charge