I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Jack Daw at Work · November 22, 2011, 05:48:12 AM

Q: What is Merlin the Elder's porn name?

A: Transmogrification

The Rabbi · November 22, 2011, 07:39:14 PM

Q: What happens to wemon at menopause? (yes all wemons troubles start with the word men equal oppurtunist here lol}

A: sarcasm

arbcoind · November 23, 2011, 07:38:45 AM

Q: What do I speak fluently?

A: Buffalo chicken

Merlin the Elder · November 23, 2011, 07:43:26 AM

Q: How did Geronimo respond when he saw a herd suddenly turn and stampede away from a family of field mice?

A: Utter stupidity

Archer · November 23, 2011, 07:49:12 AM

Q. What is the label for a confused calf that attempts to nurse, the bull ?

A. cowboy

Merlin the Elder · November 23, 2011, 08:11:08 AM

Q: What is a long-standing oxymoron in American culture?

A: Military Intelligence

Rowan MacD · November 23, 2011, 08:27:57 AM

Q: What is the same concept as 'Jumbo Shrimp"?

A: Tuna

MrHyde · November 23, 2011, 10:36:04 AM

What is the chicken of the sea?

Christmas

Bob of the Lake · November 23, 2011, 10:41:30 AM

Q: What comes before Thanksgiving for many retailers?

A: crab cake

The Rabbi · November 23, 2011, 01:06:11 PM

Q: What do you call a cake baked for the grouchy old codger next door?

A: Nunnery

Merlin the Elder · November 23, 2011, 02:08:37 PM

Q: What is the opposite of summary?

A: Bandaid

The Rabbi · November 23, 2011, 03:31:05 PM

Q: What helped Willie Nelson pay his back taxes?

A: Guitar Case

Merlin the Elder · November 23, 2011, 04:52:47 PM

Q: What do you call the investigation when your Stratocaster is stolen?

A: Polar Bear

MrHyde · November 23, 2011, 10:36:55 PM

What has nothing to do with Coca-Cola but is their advertising mascot every winter?

Feral Hog

Carl · November 24, 2011, 06:58:58 AM

A: A harley davidson in the wild

Q: true blue

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