I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call the Republican debates?

A:  seed mole

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call the male of the subterranean mammal of the family Talpidae?

A: German pancakes

[Archer]

Q.  What is the opposite of German Torpedoes ?  http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz114/littlerandyinfl/sep073.jpg

A.  less than zero

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is the total IQ of the current U.S. Congress?

A: Nutcracker

[Archer]

Q.   What item embodies the 'Cycle of Life when as the seed of a nut falls to the ground, it grows into a strong tree, living many years then finally nourishing the woodcutters and woodcrafters ?   Option two:  What item should be selected for proper application on more than 80 Congressmen for their votes made on the anniversary of the Bill of Rights ?

A.  mindfreak

[MrHyde]

What is Chris Angel for some reason?

Pizza

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is the missing word in this famous book title: Warra and _____?

A: Mister Greenjeans

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a man who wears a pair of blue jeans way too many times without washing them?

A:  Magic Drawingboard

[MrHyde]

What did the Creator use to design the world we exist in?

Falling Leaf

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What was Eve's first excuse for her nakedness?

A:  The tropics

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is usually described in films as anywhere there are jungles?

A. Grape

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  With what do you start the wine-making process?

A:  Tricycle

[MrHyde]

What is the first mode of transport parent's buy so that children can crash and injure themselves?

Santa Claus

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What is one modern derivation for St. Nicholas?

A:  Mistletoe

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What are there five of on a mistlefoot?

A: Alligator shoes