I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Jack Daw at Work · January 02, 2012, 06:56:25 PM

Q: What corrupts absolutely.

A: Toe-jam football

DonaCatalina · January 03, 2012, 07:41:13 AM

Q. What kind of football is played with your foot in a cast?

A. Fat free cottage cheese

Merlin the Elder · January 03, 2012, 09:55:50 AM

Q: What kind of cheese do you churn in a very thin, small house?

A: Simple solution

Jack Daw at Work · January 03, 2012, 09:58:39 AM

Q: What sort of solution does Dr. Simple stir up?

A: Black-eyed peas and tamales.

Archer · January 06, 2012, 12:41:42 AM

Q. What do you get when you mix a mariachi band and my humps, my humps . . . ?

A. vibrations

Merlin the Elder · January 06, 2012, 04:20:59 AM

Q: What would you feed a vib during field exercises?

A: Donner Party

The Rabbi · January 06, 2012, 08:14:13 AM

Q: What is an all you can eat buffet to die for?

A: Warped Thoughts

Jack Daw at Work · January 06, 2012, 09:11:24 AM

Q: What do you call thinking at the speed of light?

A: Candle power

DonaCatalina · January 06, 2012, 09:59:42 AM

Q. What is holding up my dilapidated basket of Twelfth Night candles?

A. ylang ylang

Archer · January 06, 2012, 01:44:02 PM

Q. What sound is heard when Dolly Parton jumps on a trampoline ?

A. brain fart

DonaCatalina · January 19, 2012, 05:09:06 AM

Q. What is a euphemism for memory loss

A. Intellectual humor

Merlin the Elder · January 19, 2012, 05:56:57 AM

Q: What is obviously missing in some of the submissions in this thread?

A: Onomatopoeia

Jack Daw at Work · January 19, 2012, 07:42:22 AM

Q: What doesa Onamato hava to dooey aftereh he hazza a bottleo vino - eh?

A: Flatulence

DonaCatalina · January 19, 2012, 11:29:09 AM

Q. Does a tire do when the air leaks out?

A. Corporeal.

Merlin the Elder · January 19, 2012, 03:04:07 PM

Q: What adjective describes the duties of one who is a single grade above a PFC?

A: Twitch and twitter

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