I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[MrHyde]

What is another definition for Woodstock?

Barrel racer

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  How do you draw a clover leaf using a rodeo horse?

A:  straw dog

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What can a clown make for kids besides a balloon dog?

A. Crystalline

[arbcoind]

Q:  What did Crystal snort?

A:  ball peen hammer

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What kind of hammer makes you go look for another hammer so that you can pull nails?

A:  shock absorber

[Archer]

Q.  What do you call the subject who is sitting in a state penal institution's electric chair (besides unfortunate) ?

A.   french toast

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call Joan of Arc?

A: Prince of Wales

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What title was last held legitimately by Llywelyn ap Gruffydd?

A. Bear Bait

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you call the person you just tripped as you are running away from a massive Grizzly?

A: Speed Trap

[Archer]

Q.  What is the prescribed remedy for heavy foot disease ?

A.   pillory

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you call Killroy on Meds?

A: Micro Management

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call it when you start ordering germs around?

A:  freckle face

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you call a human canvas made to play dot to dot?

A: Sniper

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What's this wizard's favourite song from Harry Chapin's "Sniper and Other Love Songs" album?

A: Infinite regression

[Archer]

Q.  What is censorship ?

A.   Green Lantern