I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: Where do you put people in Warsaw to keep them from being stolen?

A: Toaster oven.

[DonaCatalina]

Q. Where would you put half-baked keynote speakers?

A. Candy Corn.

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What is the only known food with a longer shelf life than Twinkies?

A: Oil Change

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What do some pirates desperately need for their dreadlocks?

A. vindaloo

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do Vindas call their bathroom?

A: Computational substrate.

[RenStarr]

Q:  What is the opposite of a computational subangle?

A:  Hashmark

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is left in the hash pipe when you are done?

A: Naughty girls

[RenStarr]

Q:  What are naughty boys always on the lookout for?

A:  Quicksilver

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call an electronic transfer of funds?

A:  Walrus tusk

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What song might you get if you did a mash-up of The Beatles with Fleetwood Mac?

A: Foggy morning

[RefMom3]

A. What might follow an overenthusiastic evening?

    Q. ripe bananas

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What does Bobby Munson of Sons of Anarchy use to make banana bread?

A:  Soft tail.

[Merlin the Elder]

(**  I'm not going there **) 

[Jack Daw at Work]

(It's a Harley-Davidson model, Merlin)

[Merlin the Elder]

(heheh...Yeah I know, Jack. It's just so ripe for my kind of abuse!)

Tail dragger