I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[RefMom3]

(This is often so instructive; "of what," well...)

[Jade]

Q:  What kind of  flogger is the best to be hit with?
A:  wind blown

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is a good description of a yacht off course?

A. Chocolate Chip Cookie

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What does one need several of before one can call it a decent meal?

A: BR-549

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What comes after BR-548?

A: Orange Crush

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What did the young Apple have on his citrus teacher?

A: Insurmountable odds

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What are the opposites of surmountable evens?

A:  Apple jack

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you use to raise an apple in order to change its tire?

A: Inferiority complex

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a group of buildings with low self esteem?

A:  elbow macaroni

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What do you use when you run out of knee macaroni?

A: Falling Rock

[RefMom3]

A. What did Doris Day have to shout when her co-star would trip on the movie set?

Q. Dewey decimal system

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is the number theory posited by one of the nephews of Donald Duck?

A: Transcendental medication

[Rani Zemirah]

Q:  What do ascended beings (and irrational numbers) use when they get [sic]?


A:  High as a kite. 

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What does a flock of geese aspire to exceed?

A. permanent solution

[Jade]

Q:  What happens when you use duct  tape to fix something "just while you figure it out."
A: Mandrake