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RenStarr · November 19, 2013, 07:19:34 AM

Q: What is a common term for the male drake duck?

A: Courtesy Call

Rowan MacD · November 19, 2013, 01:06:50 PM

Q. What is the opposite of a crank call?

A. Cabbage Soup

Jack Daw at Work · November 20, 2013, 06:40:36 AM

Q: What smells like trouble to the digestive system?

A: Corn squeezin's.

RefMom3 · November 20, 2013, 12:26:06 PM

Q. What is the medical term for trying to put a size 9 foot into a size 6 shoe?

A. Slippery slope

DonaCatalina · November 21, 2013, 05:28:53 AM

Q. What is the result when the nude sunbathers use too much coconut oil?

A. gobstopper

Jack Daw at Work · November 21, 2013, 06:48:23 AM

Q: What's a colloquial expression for 'decongestant'?

A: Root canal

RefMom3 · December 02, 2013, 11:02:31 AM

Q. What is one transportation method used by rabbits to harvest your carrots and potatoes?

A. dryer lint

Merlin the Elder · December 02, 2013, 11:57:24 AM

Q: What is a more sanitized option to belly-button lint?

A: Insanity

Rowan MacD · December 02, 2013, 12:37:55 PM

Q. What is preferable to inanity?

A. Eraser

RenStarr · December 02, 2013, 03:49:48 PM

Q: What is the most common object that 2nd grade boys throw at each while at school?

A: Sprocket

Jack Daw at Work · December 02, 2013, 07:13:08 PM

Q: What's an inappropriate Vulcan curse?

A: Toe jam

Merlin the Elder · December 03, 2013, 12:08:10 PM

Q: What do you get when you walk through the bedroom in the dark, misjudging where the bed is?

A: Joint custody

Jack Daw at Work · December 03, 2013, 05:56:14 PM

Q: What happens to a pack of marajuana cigarettes when conficated by The Man?

A: Polished brass

Hoowil · December 05, 2013, 09:37:59 PM

What did the sheep do as it ran thru the candlestick shop?

Carniverous flying squirrels.

DonaCatalina · December 09, 2013, 05:31:34 AM

Q.What does the dog next door suspect are in his trees?

A. black wool

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