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Hoowil

#885
April 13, 2014, 02:05:26 PM
What do you use to polish corn?

Boot lace
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.

Merlin the Elder

#886
April 13, 2014, 03:13:44 PM
Q:  What didn't sell well at the local soda fountain during the 1940s?

A:  Butt wax.
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

#887
April 14, 2014, 06:52:14 AM Last Edit: April 14, 2014, 06:52:40 AM by Jack Daw at Work
Q:  What makes a kid slide down the staircase railing a lot faster?

A:  Tartar sauce
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Butch

#888
April 15, 2014, 08:08:08 AM
Q:  What do you spit out when you brush your teeth for the first time in six months?

A:  Tax rebate

DonaCatalina

#889
May 08, 2014, 05:08:49 AM
Q. What is almost as rare as hen's teeth?

A. Quadrille
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Merlin the Elder

#890
May 08, 2014, 06:36:16 AM
Q. What is one better than a Trirille?

A. Empty whiskey bottle.
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jade

#891
May 08, 2014, 06:40:44 AM
Q: What is a great travesty?

A:Don Quixote

Jack Daw at Work

#892
May 08, 2014, 12:51:10 PM
Q:  What you call jack weed puller that is arrogant?

A:  goatee
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Hoowil

#893
May 08, 2014, 10:11:49 PM
What do you call someone who is given a goat?

blinking dust
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.

RenStarr

#894
May 09, 2014, 08:50:01 AM Last Edit: May 10, 2014, 04:34:58 PM by RenStarr
Q:  What do you do in a dust storm when you haven't covered your eyes well.

A:  Twix
Spiced rum....hmmmmm
Greetings, try this.
Starr Gazzer.
2013 TRF AHE RenNado.....heck of a night

Butch

#895
May 09, 2014, 09:10:32 AM
Q:  What The Impressive Clergyman would have responded when asked "What breakfast cereal does the silly rabbit want?"

A:  3 Mile Island 

Hoowil

#896
May 10, 2014, 10:09:55 AM
What do you call a freestanding kitchen counter in a house belong to Mr & Mrs Mile and their baby.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.

Merlin the Elder

#897
May 10, 2014, 10:19:31 AM
...and your answer, Hoowil?
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Hoowil

#898
May 11, 2014, 01:10:58 PM
How did I miss that?

Fuzzy pickles
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.

RefMom3

#899
May 11, 2014, 02:03:46 PM
Q. What happens when the pickle vendor discovers he'd neglected to close the jar properly from the year before?

A. Fuzzy navel.
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